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The real problem with women drivers
« on: December 03, 2011, 07:48:35 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2068810/Saudis-fear-virgins-people-turn-gay-female-drive-ban-lifted.html

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Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.

A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.

Just when you think -- oh, wait!  I believe I see where this train went off the tracks.  Never mind.

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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2011, 07:51:05 AM »
Can we send them free cars?

Saudi women drivers=no virgin survivors.  =D
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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2011, 08:02:53 AM »
So who has the time machine so we can go back to the time before cars and pass a law that says women folk will never be allowed to drive.  That should solve all the world's problems right there. [popcorn]





















































































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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2011, 08:56:25 AM »
Hell, no. Let's get a binding law passed at the UN that all women in the world will have drivers licenses. Virgins are boring.
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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 09:17:54 AM »
You know, maybe they're on to something. They got their start herding camels, goats and such. Well you see how that works out when they get lonely.
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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2011, 11:04:29 AM »
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A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.

We should have a Darwinian selective advantage over these people.
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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2011, 02:14:26 PM »
Cause cars is sexy and wimmons like fooling around in them....


(on a side note, I got my license at 16 and would have wished for this to be true for MANY years  :'( )
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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2011, 02:54:09 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on December 03, 2011, 07:48:35 AM
Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.

A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.

I.. is there... can anyone... but... huh?

Trying to wrap my brain around that level of Golbergian logic is rather like bashing my head with a rock, only less enjoyable.

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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2011, 03:09:08 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on December 03, 2011, 02:54:09 PM
I.. is there... can anyone... but... huh?

Trying to wrap my brain around that level of Golbergian logic is rather like bashing my head with a rock, only less enjoyable.

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Pretty sure females in KSA require male escorts - relatives or something. Letting them drive alone means the creation of many Saudi Lovers' Lanes. The introduction of the car in the US did so. After all, women want sex as much as men. Given the opportunity to do so without punishment, many will jump at the chance.

Truth be told, they're just worried the peasants will start acting like the Saudi royal family.  :laugh:
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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 05:03:08 PM »
Women can be EXCELLENT drivers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMtUzvRxFlw
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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 06:57:45 PM »
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A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis - both men and women - turn to homosexuality and pornography.

I wonder if these scientists are the same ones that decided that drinking water wont prevent dehydration?
Or, maybe they just went to the same schools.
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Re: The real problem with women drivers
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2011, 07:04:37 PM »
Trouble, right here in River City  :lol:
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