Ignoring the people who think they're being clever[1], could we get a translation of the ads? They look very nice, all things considered.
[1] I always love in any lock thread, where people come up with creative things like "lulz, just use an axe/jack/detcord/etc". Yes, very creative, and unique. Because obviously, no one has ever thought of that, nor mentioned it previously. I see the wookie thing as similar. It's not creative, or funny, but has gotten old. Yet folks still do it.