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« on: June 05, 2006, 08:18:46 PM »
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and now, the end is near;
And so i face the final curtain.
My friend, i'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which i'm certain.
It is time now to say goodbye, for surely the beast draws nigh and the end of days is come.  I'll see thee at the judgement friends.
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2006, 08:23:29 PM »
Ooh, ooh, I get to use my favorite phrase!

Sarcasm, right? Wink
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2006, 08:25:59 PM »
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Sarcasm, right? Wink
Enjoy your eternal doom, unbeliever!  I hope the taste of perdition is a sweet savor on your lips.
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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2006, 08:34:26 PM »
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Enjoy your eternal doom, unbeliever!  I hope the taste of perdition is a sweet savor on your lips.
Well, it's twenty-nine minutes past the hour here, and nothing's happened. Hey, I'm not a total unbeliever, (Roman Catholic). Tongue

Waita sec, there's a funny light outside... Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2006, 08:41:52 PM »
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Well, it's twenty-nine minutes past the hour here, and nothing's happened. Hey, I'm not a total unbeliever, (Roman Catholic). Tongue
Didn't ya know that Papism is the Whore of Babylon?  Tongue

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Waita sec, there's a funny light outside... Tongue
The last the damned shall ever see before the dread and terrible darkness of God's wrath surrounds them.  Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2006, 08:48:44 PM »
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Didn't ya know that Papism is the Whore of Babylon?  Tongue
shocked Thanks for letting me know! Where do I turn to be saved? Wink Tongue

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The last the damned shall ever see before the dread and terrible darkness of God's wrath surrounds them.  Tongue
Oh well, it's too late I reckon. Tongue Nice knowing you fistful. Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2006, 08:49:48 PM »
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In the words of David Letterman:  This is the only thing on APS right now.
We seem to be a couple of really bored night owls. I really should go to bed. Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2006, 02:53:30 AM »
Worry not.

The beast stopped by my house last night to ask directions to the apocalypse, and I kicked his ass back to hell, or Newark, whichever...
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2006, 03:44:15 AM »
Mike, didn't the Secret Service object to that?  Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2006, 04:21:30 AM »
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didn't the Secret Service object to that?
I doubt it -- I don't think they like Hillary either.
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2006, 10:03:51 AM »
The end is near?

I think it's "much adieu" about nothing...
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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2006, 12:17:01 PM »
I swear, I'd forget my head if it weren't attached to my shoulders. Completely forgot today was armageddon. Thanks for the reminder, I'll pay attention to the ol' calendar more often. Er, well, guess I shouldn't make any plans for the future... :/ So does this thing happen at 6 o'clock? What timezone does armageddon operate on anyway? Gotta be PST.

Oh, what round for the Four Horsemen?
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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2006, 02:17:49 PM »
I CAN'T FEEL MY TEETH

MY KEYBOARD ITCHES

HAAAAAAAAAAA
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2006, 06:32:13 PM »
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The beast stopped by my house last night to ask directions to the apocalypse,
Ah-the Beast is a woman!

How do we know this?  Because a male Beast would NEVER stop to ask directions!  Instead he'd just wander around, muttering, "I could have sworn the Last Battle was the second right on the Road to Perdition...Lilith, are you sure it was the second right?"  And all the time Lilith is repeating "Just stop the Horsemen and tell somebody we're lost!"  

To which the  Beast replies, "We are NOT LOST!!  We're just on an adventure, that's all.  It isn't like they can start without us....according to the map, we should be able to see it from here..."
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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2006, 08:21:40 PM »
There's evidence that the number of the beast as originally written was actually 616 (a possible reference to Emperor Caligula), rather than 666. (Plenty of other sources, just use Google).
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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2006, 08:30:25 PM »
What happened on June 6, 1906?

Nothing.  Besides, I'm not into numerology.
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« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2006, 10:13:14 PM »
Everyone leaving for the rapture.... can I have your stuff? Smiley
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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2006, 12:43:48 AM »
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I think it's "much adieu" about nothing...
I think you mean much "doo doo" about nothing. Tongue

Meanwhile it's the 7th now and we're all still here. Who woulda thunk?

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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2006, 03:22:04 AM »
You're still there?  I'm posting from Heaven.  

I always knew you were a sinner, 280.  Enjoy the reign of the Beast.  But if she gets her healthcare plan, at least you'll have that.
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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2006, 04:11:57 AM »
the beast just appeared yesterday

y'all gotta give it time to round up the players

the real end of days is in 2012, Maya Standard Time
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« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2006, 04:37:56 AM »
"I hope the taste of perdition is a sweet savor on your lips"

Naw, more likely Dos Equis.

Y'know, I think there's a bunch of folks who are  seriously mathematically challenged, if they can't tell the (bleeping) difference between 6606 and 666.  I agree with the comments of Heinlein's Lazarus Long about those folks.

And so it's 6607 and all's well in my world...

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« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2006, 01:57:40 PM »
The mothers-to-be that avoided giving birth on 6-6-06 really surprised me.  Congratulations, ma'am, your newborn is the earthly incarnation of Satan!  Big deal.  If I'd been born a few hours later I could have at least celebrated the anniversary of my appearance on earth on 6-6-06.  Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2006, 04:35:12 PM »
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doubt it -- I don't think they like Hillary either.
been a while since anybody has made me blow shiner through my nostrils... good one!
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« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2006, 06:36:13 PM »
Glad to have been of service.... Cheesy
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