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KFC is now a human right, so say the UK Police.
« on: June 12, 2006, 08:15:36 AM »
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006260255,00.html


 Finger nickin good farce

By JOHN COLES
A YOB who spent all day on a roof lobbing bricks at cops was rewarded with a KFC takeaway.

Police gave him the meal because of his HUMAN RIGHTS as the suspected car thief staged his second rooftop siege in seven months.

Last night, furious locals blasted his soft treatment.

One, Leanne Roberts, 19, said: Its disgraceful. People are starving while he is served like a king.

And John Swatton, 74, added: If I was in charge Id shoot him down with a rubber bullet.

Public funds are being wasted molly-coddling him.

Neighbours in the road  which was closed  in Gloucester city centre identified the man as Barry Chambers, 26.

He scaled the three-storey house early yesterday after allegedly stealing a car and leading police on a high-speed chase.

Up to 50 cops with riots vans were said to be at the scene.

After cops were bombarded by bricks from a chimney for 12 hours, the food and cigarettes were sent up by crane.

A police spokesman said: He demanded various things and one was a KFC bargain bucket. We have to look after his human rights.

He finally came down just before 10pm after 19 HOURS.

Neighbours said Chambers climbed on a roof near a police station last November  and came down after he got food.




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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2006, 08:18:41 AM »
Unbelievable.


Here's his rights as I see them.

He has the right to have his sorry ass thrown off the roof.

He has the right to implant his face into the pavement when he lands.

50 cops are tied up for this moron.  If they sent food up, why the hell didn't they send a couple of cops up with riot shields?

The British police truly are the world's pussies these days.

Stop or I'll blow my whistle! If you don't stop, I'll blow it even louder, and that's really, really annoying!
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2006, 08:24:58 AM »
"staged his second rooftop siege in seven months."


Memo - get a clue.  Lock him up.  
end memo.
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2006, 08:34:28 AM »
Good to be a crook in the UK.
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2006, 08:49:53 AM »
Time to display my ignorance, what is a "YOB"?

I am saddened for the people of the UK that the government has lost it's collective marbles. And not just the ones in their heads.
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2006, 08:54:02 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2006, 08:58:58 AM »
Thanks, Dasmi.
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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2006, 10:15:30 AM »
If any of those bricks had connected with an unarmored head, it would have been deadly. Too bad there wasn't a convenient backstop behind him, otherwise I wouldn't have been disappointed to see the cops put him down.

Not that an LE force feeding him KFC would do so. rolleyes
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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2006, 10:21:45 AM »
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If any of those bricks had connected with an unarmored head, it would have been deadly. Too bad there wasn't a convenient backstop behind him, otherwise I wouldn't have been disappointed to see the cops put him down.

Not that an LE force feeding him KFC would do so. rolleyes
I would have used those 12 gauge less than lethal bean bag rounds if there was no backstop. I think if he didn't fall off the roof he would be pretty cooperative at coming down. Yeah I agree UK cops are wieners.

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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2006, 01:38:41 PM »
They should've put some tranquilizer in the KFC.  When he dozed off, he'd either come down naturally, or they could have put him in a sack and hauled him off.
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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2006, 02:49:32 PM »
There are times when I am just stunned.  This is one of 'em
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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2006, 03:01:19 PM »
It was brilliant strategy, I tell ya.  Believe me, after eating that "chicken" I'll bet he had an URGENT need to come down.

Olestra's got nothing on KFC.



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« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2006, 03:06:57 PM »
A police spokesman said: He demanded various things and one was a KFC bargain bucket. We have to look after his human rights.

AGRICOLA, please put out a contract on this spokesman. Thank you.

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