Author Topic: Good hedge options?  (Read 3695 times)

Northwoods

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8,365
  • Formerly sumpnz
Good hedge options?
« on: July 14, 2012, 09:34:52 AM »
SWMBO wants to plant something along our property line the will give decent privacy from a neighbor that's getting to be a pain.  It should be cheap (we have a 660' line), reasonably fast growing, not invasive, low maintenance, and preferably not deer candy.  It will go outside the fence we are working on now.

She really doesn't like Arborvitea.  Bamboo was considered, until the invasiveness and difficulty of removal became apparent.
Formerly sumpnz

RoadKingLarry

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21,841
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2012, 11:18:19 AM »
Osage Orange.
Horse high, bull strong and hog tight in 5 years.

http://www.okgenweb.org/~okmurray/Murray/stories/how_the_west_was_really_won.htm
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

Samuel Adams

cassandra and sara's daddy

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 20,781
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2012, 11:50:52 AM »
pyrocantha >:D
It is much more powerful to seek Truth for one's self.  Seeing and hearing that others seem to have found it can be a motivation.  With me, I was drawn because of much error and bad judgment on my part. Confronting one's own errors and bad judgment is a very life altering situation.  Confronting the errors and bad judgment of others is usually hypocrisy.


by someone older and wiser than I

charby

  • Necromancer
  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 29,295
  • APS's Resident Sikh/Muslim
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2012, 12:05:08 PM »
liliac, hazelnut, ninebark, viburnum, spirea or forsythia
Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US

Uranus is a gas giant.

Team 444: Member# 536

roo_ster

  • Kakistocracy--It's What's For Dinner.
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21,225
  • Hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2012, 12:52:24 PM »
MUltiflora rose.
Regards,

roo_ster

“Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.”
----G.K. Chesterton

Northwoods

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8,365
  • Formerly sumpnz
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2012, 01:09:22 PM »
liliac, hazelnut, ninebark, viburnum, spirea or forsythia

I prefer Gilbert's. philberts.

Damn you autocorrect.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2012, 01:30:29 PM by sumpnz »
Formerly sumpnz

Lee

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,181
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2012, 01:17:05 PM »
How about something edible like a berry thicket...raspberries and/or blackberries.  They do get a little out of hand after awhile though.

Northwoods

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8,365
  • Formerly sumpnz
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2012, 01:32:42 PM »
How about something edible like a berry thicket...raspberries and/or blackberries.  They do get a little out of hand after awhile though.

I have blackberries.  I don't want them.  They are VERY invasive.
Formerly sumpnz

BobR

  • Just a pup compared to a few old dogs here!
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 7,310
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2012, 01:50:27 PM »
I am going to fall back on my earlier suggestion of concrete blocks, filled with rebar and cement. You can paint it green if you want. Low maintenance compared to stuff that grows!

 =D

bob

Northwoods

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8,365
  • Formerly sumpnz
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2012, 01:57:44 PM »
I am going to fall back on my earlier suggestion of concrete blocks, filled with rebar and cement. You can paint it green if you want. Low maintenance compared to stuff that grows!

 =D

bob

That would be the ideal solution, but sadly the HOA would probably object.  Especially since that particular neighbor sits on the HOA board.
Formerly sumpnz

RoadKingLarry

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21,841
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2012, 02:14:41 PM »
Hack his wifi and make noises like a terrorist?
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

Samuel Adams

GigaBuist

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4,345
    • http://www.justinbuist.org/blog/
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2012, 03:09:22 PM »

brimic

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 14,270
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2012, 03:21:49 PM »
Quote
She really doesn't like Arborvitea.
I HATE arboviatea.

Quote
liliac, hazelnut, ninebark, viburnum, spirea or forsythia
yes.
We use mainly Diablo ninebark and Variegated willow for screeening- both are fast growing and beautiful .
"now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" -Dark Helmet

"AK47's belong in the hands of soldiers mexican drug cartels"-
Barack Obama

never_retreat

  • Head Muckety Muck
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,158
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2012, 09:34:21 PM »
Arborvitea = Dear crack.
I needed a mod to change my signature because the concept of "family friendly" eludes me.
Just noticed that a mod changed my signature. How long ago was that?
A few months-mods

Regolith

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 6,171
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2012, 09:44:07 PM »
I prefer Gilbert's. philberts.

Damn you autocorrect.

Filberts.

How about something edible like a berry thicket...raspberries and/or blackberries.  They do get a little out of hand after awhile though.

You're freaking nuts. Unless you're growing them for food, it's one of the plants you don't want anywhere near your property. Damn stuff is the T-1000 of invasive species. Just about the only things worse are cheat grass and kudzu. At least kudzu doesn't grow thorns.
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. - Thomas Jefferson

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. - William Pitt the Younger

Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

Tallpine

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 23,172
  • Grumpy Old Grandpa
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2012, 11:29:26 PM »
Devil's Club  >:D

Or cannibas - on his side of the property line  =D
Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it.  - Ursula Le Guin

Northwoods

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8,365
  • Formerly sumpnz
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2012, 12:41:36 PM »
How about something edible like a berry thicket...raspberries and/or blackberries.  They do get a little out of hand after awhile though.
You're freaking nuts. Unless you're growing them for food, it's one of the plants you don't want anywhere near your property. Damn stuff is the T-1000 of invasive species. Just about the only things worse are cheat grass and kudzu. At least kudzu doesn't grow thorns.


Wurd.
Formerly sumpnz

lupinus

  • Southern Mod Trimutive Emeritus
  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 9,178
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2012, 01:39:16 PM »
You're freaking nuts. Unless you're growing them for food, it's one of the plants you don't want anywhere near your property. Damn stuff is the T-1000 of invasive species. Just about the only things worse are cheat grass and kudzu. At least kudzu doesn't grow thorns.
Yeah, but kudzu has more edible parts then blackberries
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

Scout26

  • I'm a leaf on the wind.
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 25,997
  • I spent a week in that town one night....
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2012, 02:32:50 PM »
I am going to fall back on my earlier suggestion of concrete blocks, filled with rebar and cement. You can paint it green if you want. Low maintenance compared to stuff that grows!

 =D

bob

Don't forget to cover the top with concrete and embedded with broken glass. 

 >:D >:D
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

Lee

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,181
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2012, 10:27:05 PM »
I thought this was a neighbor he didn't like, and wanted separation from. Grow him some freakin roses or lilacs then. You eat kudzu? I guess you'll never go hungry then.

Regolith

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 6,171
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2012, 10:39:09 PM »
I thought this was a neighbor he didn't like, and wanted separation from.

Planting blackberries to spite your neighbor is like chopping off your nose to spite your face. They cannot be contained, and they get everywhere.

(In case you can't tell, I really, really hate dealing with blackberry vines). [ar15]
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. - Thomas Jefferson

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. - William Pitt the Younger

Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

Lee

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,181
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2012, 10:48:01 PM »
I guess I'm gonna learn the hard way on that. I planted them and raspberries last year. The blackberry just gets eaten by deer when it gets two feet tall. The raspberries are going nuts... But I just put on gloves and cut them back. I wanted something to block access to a bay window...and it works well for that.

Northwoods

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8,365
  • Formerly sumpnz
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2012, 11:00:03 PM »
There's already blackberries there on the line (amongst many other parts of the yard).  If I could, I'd blast off and nuke them (the blackberries) from orbit.  If they weren't soooo invasive they'd probably be fine.  But ignore those suckers for just a year and they'll just take over.  

The problem with roses is that they're deer candy.  Not sure what the deer think of lilac.  SWMBO found Leyland Cyprus online and thought that might work well.  I'll point out some of the other suggestions from this thread and see what she has to say about them.

This is a neighbor that I've had friendly relations with until recently.  Suffice it to say that while he was well within his rights to be upset with us initially (our dog got out and onto his property), he's gone past the point of being irrational into bat-feces insane.  Therefore, good fences make good neighbors, and good hedges between the fence and the property line keep prying eyes (with night vision goggles) away.  When I've had similar problems with past neighbors (when it was them in the wrong) an apology and obvious efforts to keep the problem from recurring was plenty.  He wants drama and I refuse to participate.
Formerly sumpnz

Scout26

  • I'm a leaf on the wind.
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 25,997
  • I spent a week in that town one night....
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2012, 11:45:02 PM »
liliac, hazelnut, ninebark, viburnum, spirea or forsythia

I'll second these as Charby is our resident forestry expert....
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

zxcvbob

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,267
Re: Good hedge options?
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2012, 11:50:07 PM »
Alianthus ("Tree of Heaven")  Plant them thick, and then top them at about 10 feet.

I was gonna say bamboo, but then I saw you already considered that.

You could also put up field fencing and cover it with honeysuckle.

"It's good, though..."