Will this discovery lead to the creation of "The Blob?" -- and what will we do without Steve McQueen to end its destruction and mayhem?
Fortunately, some of us remember the movie. We'll just break out the CO2 fire extinguishers and chill out the blob.
Of course, the final solution of dumping it at the north pole won't be effective because, as we are informed daily, thanks to
GLOBAL WARMING! the poles are going to melt in 7 months, 23 days, 4 hours and 17 seconds anyway, whereupon the blob will be free to blob its way back amongst us.