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this is my first time on a forum
« on: July 18, 2012, 11:42:24 AM »
so be gentel.  how is everyone doing?

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 11:51:46 AM »
Doing fine, thanks for asking.  Welcome to the forum, jump right in.  Fair warning though, we're not really known for gentle.  It's all in fun though.




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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 11:54:25 AM »
Welcome!

New guy buys the ammo!
One day at a time.

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 11:57:07 AM »
Welcome!

New guy buys the ammo!

And drinks!
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2012, 11:59:29 AM »
And tells embarrassing stories about BSL...  :)
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 12:02:05 PM »
And tells embarrassing stories about BSL...  :)

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2012, 12:04:28 PM »
And tells embarrassing stories about BSL...  :)

Oh, and we use acronyms here. "BSL," if you didn't guess, is Blue Star Lizard. "CSD" is Cassandra and Sara's Daddy.

So you may find yourself referred to as something like BSLD.

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2012, 01:51:56 PM »
Don't pay any attention to these bufoons.  Actually, this is a nice place and when you send me your $100.00 monthly dues, I'll see to it you get to speak with all the nice gentle people here. :angel: :angel:
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2012, 02:04:22 PM »
And tells embarrassing stories about BSL...  :)

Our sweet, angelic, well-behaved BSL? Surely, there is nothing to tell.  :angel:
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2012, 02:11:09 PM »
Guess I will save the welcome for later, if ever :(
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2012, 02:35:51 PM »
And tells embarrassing stories about BSL...  :)

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2012, 03:20:38 PM »
"now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" -Dark Helmet

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2012, 03:25:24 PM »
There
AKA Navy Joe   

I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2012, 03:26:09 PM »
Goes
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I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2012, 03:27:11 PM »
The entire damn neighborhood. Just when we were starting to attract the correct kind of weirdo. Hi!
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I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2012, 03:40:42 PM »
Um, last I heard he was supposed to be immediately Zardozed and hasslehoffed upon arrival. You guys are slipping!  :mad:

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2012, 03:42:01 PM »
Jeez, dad. I have to wait for french to tell me your on?

And what happened to one eyed old fart wolf or some scifi inspired screen name only other ancient fanboys will get?



And tells embarrassing stories about BSL...  :)

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*sigh* alright, old man. Welcome to APS. Go forth and show them I come by the crazy honestly.  :laugh:
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2012, 03:43:32 PM »
Um, last I heard he was supposed to be immediately Zardozed and hasslehoffed upon arrival. You guys are slipping!  :mad:

 :angel:

Go ahead and hit him with the jamis assult crotch as well. Might as well make a clean sweep.
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2012, 03:53:11 PM »
You know the kind of weird guy you see at the gun store?  The one that can be outspoken, often friendly, helpful, and has a razor sharp sense of humor?  If you like him, or more accurately a conference call with a couple dozen people like him, you will get along fine in this place.  Welcome.
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2012, 04:13:34 PM »
Howdy.

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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2012, 04:18:20 PM »
Greetings and Salutations !!!!
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2012, 04:19:53 PM »
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2012, 04:30:18 PM »
You know the kind of weird guy you see at the gun store?  The one that can be outspoken, often friendly, helpful, and has a razor sharp sense of humor?  If you like him, or more accurately a conference call with a couple dozen people like him, you will get along fine in this place.  Welcome.

And then there is gunsmith.
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2012, 04:37:27 PM »
You know the kind of weird guy you see at the gun store?  The one that can be outspoken, often friendly, helpful, and has a razor sharp sense of humor?  If you like him, or more accurately a conference call with a couple dozen people like him, you will get along fine in this place.  Welcome.

Other then the "razor sharp sense of humor" bit, griz, Dad IS that guy....
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Re: this is my first time on a forum
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2012, 05:07:29 PM »
And then there is gunsmith.

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