Because one does not store bacon, one eats bacon.
I most vehemently disagree!
One must have bacon before it can be eaten.
In order to have bacon one must store bacon.
I've got at least 25#-30# of bacon in my freezers. (I had more but I ate it)
As well as sliced ham, 3 full hams and 30# of sausage.
Not to mention pork chops and pork steaks.