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10 Popular Misconceptions
« on: July 27, 2012, 09:57:57 PM »
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2012, 10:24:09 PM »
Awesome. Knew most of those were untrue (had never even heard of number 2). Didn't know number 1 was false.
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So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2012, 10:24:27 PM »
Interesting

Most...interesting.
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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2012, 10:49:31 PM »
The 11th is that there are only ten......
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2012, 11:30:22 PM »
Just wait until Mrs.Smith discovers the thing about the spiders......... >:D [popcorn] [popcorn] [popcorn] >:D :O ;/
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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2012, 12:14:30 AM »
Just wait until Mrs.Smith discovers the thing about the spiders...


Which was, of course, the purpose of the exercise.  :lol:
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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2012, 12:34:17 AM »
Hokay...  Where did I leave those N95 masks again, and can I make sure one stays on while I sleep for oh, I dunno, THE REST OF MY FREAKIN' LIFE!!!!

*shudder*
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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2012, 07:33:29 AM »
Just wait until Mrs.Smith discovers the thing about the spiders......... >:D [popcorn] [popcorn] [popcorn] >:D :O ;/
You are a mean and humorless soul.
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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2012, 11:38:19 AM »
You are a mean and humorless soul.

Says the man who STILL has a wolf spider for his avatar. He probably learned from you.

Hate to disappoint, but I'm having computer issues and can't seem to watch vids. So unless someone feels like listing them ....
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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2012, 11:40:18 AM »
Says the man who STILL has a wolf spider for his avatar. He probably learned from you.

Hate to disappoint, but I'm having computer issues and can't seem to watch vids. So unless someone feels like listing them ....
:'(  That makes me sad.  I hope your computer gets fixed quick! >:D :laugh:

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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2012, 11:46:59 AM »
Says the man who STILL has a wolf spider for his avatar. He probably learned from you.

Hate to disappoint, but I'm having computer issues and can't seem to watch vids. So unless someone feels like listing them ....
I'm not humorless :P
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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2012, 12:51:02 PM »
Much more comprehensive (though still far from complete) list:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2012, 05:39:12 PM »
Do they issue you some kind of completion certificate if you read that whole thing Marnoot?  >:D
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Re: 10 Popular Misconceptions
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2012, 06:10:15 PM »