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Woman "Accidentally" Swallows Butter Knife
« on: August 03, 2012, 10:30:09 AM »
She apparently also accidentally swallowed another knife four years earlier. Hmm.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/08/03/woman-accidentally-swallows-butter-knife/?test=latestnews
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Re: Woman "Accidentally" Swallows Butter Knife
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2012, 01:19:07 PM »
Of all the things to swallow to demonstrate the lack of a gag reflex.

I'll save some seats near the air-conditioner.

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Re: Woman "Accidentally" Swallows Butter Knife
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2012, 01:30:12 PM »
WTF was she doing?

Practicing her redneck sword swallowing?
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