R.I.P. Scout26
Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.
Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.
Okay if we are going to play that:http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e72e/?srp=5
That sucker is on its way to me right now. It's going to look great in the community fridge at work, and will further cement my reputation as the resident nutjob.