Bic for Her - Amazon reviews

[Scout26]

From the people that brought you the reviews of the 3 Wolf Shirt.....http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6

When I saw these I just had to have them, so I asked my Husband to buy them for me. He refused, as he said that owning a pen might make me Think, and then have Ideas of My Own. Then I might start to Write, which would take time away from my wifely duties such as Cooking, Cleaning, and Bearing Children. Of course he was Absolutely Right, none of these tasks require a pen, and so I have to give these one star.

I hope each purchase makes a donation to the DNC. They care so much about me and my lack of abilities.

[MillCreek]

Whoa, my pens have come alive! I mean, when I got these Bic Cristal for Her pens with the "elegant design and thin-barrel-to-fit-a-woman's-hand", I wasn't surprised to find that they last a bit longer then the male counterpart Bic pens, which run out of ink after only a few minutes and then they sort of wilt.

Uh oh.

[Jamie B]

HULK NEED PEN WRITE NOTE

HULK ONLY FIND BIC FOR HER

HULK SMASH PEN

HULK SAD

HULK DEMAND BIC FOR HIM

Bwaaahaaahaaa! 

[BlueStarLizzard]

If you identify as male do NOT use this product.

The "for her" label is not just a gimmick exploiting archaic gender constructs, it's a WARNING. Even if you're a boy who likes pastels and glitter (which really I don't see why you shouldn't, what kind of moron thinks that only girls would like that kind of thing? seems kind of backwards to me) this pen is NOT for you. I don't know why they didn't put a clearer warning on the label, they really should have because if you are a boy and use this pen you put yourself at great risk. My little brother turned into a unicorn after I lent him one, and my friend told me that a boy in her class grew fairy wings in the middle of a test.

I'm serious, guys, be careful, these really are just "for her"! BIC, please, recall this product until you've made the warning more explicit to avoid more tragedy!!!   

Clearly, we need to get Ned some of these pens. Though this reveiw is unclear as too which color causes the unicorn transformation...

[MrsSmith]

Do they have any that would match Jamie's pink knickers?


Edited to correct typo

[Jamie B]

May peace and happiness follow you the rest of your days, and never overtake you.

[BlueStarLizzard]

May peace and happiness follow you the rest of your days, and never overtake you.

Awww, did the pens screw up and you didn't grow your fairy wings?

[Jamie B]

Awww, did the pens screw up and you didn't grow your fairy wings?

Bite me.

[Jamisjockey]

August 28, 2012 By bicGirl
I don't understand all the 5 star reviews- this is the WORST eyeliner I have ever used! I can't get it off for the life of me.

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[TechMan]

Romantic gift issues:

FLOWERS - "You expect me to take care of these? I don't have the time!"

CANDY - "You want me to be fat?"

JEWELRY - "A ring with a whistle? How many Cracker Jack boxes did you open to find this?"

BIC CRISTAL FOR HER BALL PEN - "You couldn't afford a Mont Blanc?"

[TechMan]

Here is one for LS, MrsSmith and BSL:

Women, obviously you have forgotten your place in society. The only reason you should ever need a lady pencil is to copy down a recipe or to write my name on my lunch bag. Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

ETA: 

why do women need pens? having kids, cooking, and cleaning does not require writing anything down. this is ridiculous, i will be calling my congressman to shut this whole thing down.

[TechMan]

what is bic trying to pull here? they trying to pull wool over our eyes? these are just regular bic ball point pens, just without balls

[Jamie B]

This product is fantastic for those days when my prose is suffering from that not-so-fresh feeling. It even fits conveniently in my purse, and I don't have to feel embarrassed if it accidentally falls out when I'm searching for the tight white pants I'm going to wear while horseback riding on the beach. If I could count that high, I'd give this product SIX stars.

I was so tired of my guy friends hounding me about how my pens were smelling so girly after my girlfriend started using them. The people at BIC did all right by me. Finally, a pen that's perfect for her birthday/anniversary/christmas/etc. Along with the kitchen that I built with my own two burly hands, and a recipe book on a thousand ways to make sandwiches. Thanks BIC, your next lager is on me.

The bold text should be BSL's new sig line!

BWAHAAHAAHAAA!     

[brimic]

I can't get it off for the life of me.

That's what she said...

[BlueStarLizzard]

The bold text should be BSL's new sig line!

BWAHAAHAAHAAA!     

Are you implying that I am a dude? Or just butch? *raises eyebrow*

[Jamie B]

Are you implying that I am a dude? Or just butch? *raises eyebrow*

No dude implication at all - just a sammich wench! 

[BlueStarLizzard]

 

Reread the bolded portion and forget the context. Doesn't work quiet the way you thought, now does it?

Which means NO SAMMICHES FOR YOU! 

You can just sit in the corner and watch all the good boys eat their tasty, tasty sammiches, that I proudly made with my own two delicate little hands. 

[Jamie B]

No problem. I don't like sammies _{made with man-hands.}

[AJ Dual]

<--- see avatar.

Heed the warning. Before it's too late. 



 

[BlueStarLizzard]

No problem. I don't like sammies _{made with man-hands.}

Well, it's a good thing you don't have man hands then...

 

<--- see avatar.

Heed the warning. Before it's too late. 



 

Next time, take AJ's advice.

[LadySmith]

Here is one for LS, MrsSmith and BSL:

ETA: 

Thanks to Adively, I've found something to replace my former shoe throwing habit.
I believe those Bic For Her pens would look lovely sticking out of the foreheads of such cavemen. 

Yes, I know they're kidding. 
I really have no desire to go around making guys into unicorns...yet. 

[Jamie B]

Thanks to Adively, I've found something to replace my former shoe throwing habit.
I believe those Bic For Her pens would look lovely sticking out of the foreheads of such cavemen. 

Yes, I know they're kidding. 
I really have no desire to go around making guys into unicorns...yet. 

That is a very well thought out threat on many levels! Respect! 

[Perd Hapley]

That is a very well thought out threat on many levels!

For a girl.

[vaskidmark]

What's this?  LadySmith has gone from a shoe fetish to piercings?

Kinky.

stay safe.

PS - I am not under that rock over there.  Nope, that's not me under that one.  Not nohow.

[Perd Hapley]

Oh, great. Now Amazon thinks they can sell me Bic For Her products.