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First dump of new motorcycle
« on: November 06, 2012, 01:20:24 PM »
Just like waiting to get that first scratch on your new car, the first dump of your new motorcycle is a time-honored tradition.  I joined the club this morning with my 2012 Suzuki 650 V-strom.

I rode to the office, parked in a level spot, put my feet down, turned off the bike, put the sidestand down, and grabbed the bars to dismount.  All of this I have done hundreds of times.  As I was dismounting, the sidestand folded up and I and the bike went down on the left side.  Fortunately, with the tool tube mounted on the crashbars and the rear saddlebags, the bike was high enough from the ground to not trap my leg.  I scooted out from under and picked up the bike.  The tooltube bottom mounting bracket broke, but it and the rear bags saved everything else from any ground contact or damage.  I even have a spare tool tube at home to replace the broken one.  The back of my left leg is killing me right now, where I walked the bike upright, and I have a minor scrape on my right ankle. 

This could have been much worse and more expensive to fix.  My theory of keeping the rear soft bags on all the time and mounting a tool tube to each side of the crashbars to absorb a tip over and elevate the bike from the ground seems to have really paid off. 
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2012, 01:33:42 PM »
Good to hear you are (mostly) ok. =|
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2012, 01:35:54 PM »
Yuck.

I dumped a 20 year old dirtbike I bought in some loose silt earlier this summer, but I still have my 2011 Honda Shadow Phantom in pristine "un-laid-down" condition.

You get burned by the engine or pipes at all?
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2012, 02:01:36 PM »
^^^ Fortunately, no.  The pipe is on the other side, and the Hepco-Becker crashbars prevented any contact with the engine.  I was also wearing my high-viz Olympia Phantom suit.  My biggest concern was getting the bike back up before anyone in the office saw me!  As the risk manager, I would never be able to live that one down.
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2012, 03:51:23 PM »
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My biggest concern was getting the bike back up before the wife saw me!  As the risk taker, I would never be able to live that one down.

Fixed that to describe my own motorcycle dump. :P
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2012, 03:58:24 PM »
The bike fell over because it was two tired  ;)
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2012, 04:09:31 PM »
Whew, saw the title and thought you had dumped it in traffic or something. Glad to hear that wasn't the case and also that your forethought on mounted accessories has paid off.

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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2012, 04:24:26 PM »
no road rash?   i thought that was mandatory for any lay down to count.
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2012, 05:11:31 PM »
Glad to hear you are ok and that it wasn't out on the highway.  It sucks though, sounds like you bike looked pretty new.  My Harley is so old and cruddy looking nobody would notice new damage and if they did they'd probably think it was intentional. 

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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2012, 05:27:45 PM »
Tallpine, that pun is ishment.
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2012, 05:33:18 PM »
Bummer. Happens to the best of us.

Glad you're ok.
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2012, 05:44:06 PM »
Scratches to the bike are a lot less painful than those to the flesh.

I'm pretty sure it happens to everybody. I've dropped my bike several times (usually when dead tired).

I'm glad you're ok.

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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2012, 07:05:59 PM »
The measure of how bad a dro is is not how badly the bike got scratched up, but how many people were watching.  Bonus points if they are cute members of the opposite sex.

Dropped mine over the summer while parking it and it tossed me headfirst into the parked car next to me, which was needless to say, full of people including at least one hot lady.
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2012, 07:48:12 PM »
It's also lots of fun when (somebody else's!) horse falls down and rolls over on you  ;)
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2012, 07:55:16 PM »
Was at a freeway gas station once, watched a Gold Wing pull up to the pump.  The owner got off, took off his helmet, got up and walked away..but forgot to put the side stand down. Road fatigue, no question.  The bike was ok, but boy, it made a loud noise falling...

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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2012, 07:56:18 PM »
Congratulations on the successful risk management experiment. Minimal damage and maximum learning accomplished. No witnesses is a bonus. Mine never hit the ground, but came close a time or two...with resulting strains and bruises.
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2012, 08:56:14 PM »
It'll buff right out.  And I hear chicks dig scars.  (I also hear you need a good back story for that to happen.)

Kudos for handling the entire episode as a highly-trained risk manager - no pics means it never happened.  It never happened, there's no risk of people pointing at you. 

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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2012, 09:16:11 PM »
^^^ We call that 'evidence' and sometimes evidence gets 'lost'.  :angel:
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2012, 01:47:30 PM »
Damn few Vstroms out there without a rash- especially the 1000's.  glad you are OK! 

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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2012, 10:01:42 PM »
The bike fell over because it was two tired  ;)

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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2012, 10:28:10 PM »
The bike fell over because it was two tired  ;)

LOL! I am stealing that for future use...

One time I had just gotten these really cool thick boots for riding dirt - even though I was riding street-
& I was making a real slow turn and revving the bike cause there was a cutie on the sidewalk I wanted to wink at.
I went so slow the bike fell over as I was sitting on it ;/
Even though the engine was on my ankle and it was hot - I was fine - awesome when your gear works better then expected.
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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2012, 11:32:06 PM »
Damn few Vstroms out there without a rash- especially the 1000's.  glad you are OK!

Mine's rash free!

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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2012, 12:39:59 AM »
Damned good job keeping the shiny side up., Fitz!.
 

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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2012, 05:32:30 AM »
Mine's rash free!

:popcorn:

You do know you just issued a challenge to the crash gods, don't you? [tinfoil]

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Re: First dump of new motorcycle
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2012, 01:43:10 PM »
Now, then, don't fly off the handle or someone might throttle you.

Perhaps I spoke too soon ...  =|
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