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I need a toof contraction (beverage alert)
« on: December 02, 2012, 06:41:34 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN7X4EQDQRHAYexPCymHSoA

Sh!theadra Jones calls to get an estimate on a toof contraction so she can get a grill like her BFF Gail ("who's name is not really Gail but I'm speaking to the future").  The insurance Obama is gonna give everybody is gonna pay for it.

Seriously, this is funny stuff.

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Re: I need a toof contraction (beverage alert)
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2012, 06:48:47 PM »
As someone involved in the biz, you would not believe how cheap the grills actually are to make yet how much they pay for them. Dad is contemplating catering to the Thug Life crowd and wants me to pull security...
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Re: I need a toof contraction (beverage alert)
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2012, 06:52:28 PM »
I suppose pulling security is safer than pulling teeth.

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Re: I need a toof contraction (beverage alert)
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2012, 09:18:21 PM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on December 02, 2012, 06:48:47 PM
As someone involved in the biz, you would not believe how cheap the grills actually are to make yet how much they pay for them. Dad is contemplating catering to the Thug Life crowd and wants me to pull security...

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Re: I need a toof contraction (beverage alert)
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2012, 12:24:15 AM »
That girl is hilarious.  The trouble is that the subculture that she is mocking is real.
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Re: I need a toof contraction (beverage alert)
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2012, 12:26:04 AM »
Quote from: grampster on December 03, 2012, 12:24:15 AM
That girl is hilarious.  The trouble is that the subculture that she is mocking is real.

I know. I get the joys of experiencing it every damn day...
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Holy hell. It's like giving a loaded gun to a chimpanzee...

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the last thing you need is rabies. You're already angry enough as it is.

OTOH, there wouldn't be a tweeker left in Georgia...

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! AND THROW SOME STEAK ON THE GRILL!
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