Waba-whoba

[Scout26]

Got this gem in today's e-mail. 

Center for Biological Diversity

Dear Scout,
Endangered species condoms

Great news for the holidays: The Center for Biological Diversity is about to give away 50,000 more free Endangered Species Condoms in December. It’s a part of our 7 Billion and Counting campaign -- and we need your help to spread the word about human population growth and the species extinction crisis.

Take this opportunity to sign up to distribute this round of our award-winning, conversation-starting Endangered Species Condoms before the end of 2012. We’re looking for 600 people to help us get these out in every state across the country -- to educate their friends, families and local communities about this critical issue.

Sign up right now to be first in line to distribute the latest batch of condoms. The deadline to sign up is Tuesday, Dec. 11. Even if you’ve signed up in the past, you need to fill out this form to confirm your contact information, including mailing address.

The Center’s 7 Billion and Counting campaign focuses on Earth’s skyrocketing population growth and the effect the massive human population is having on imperiled plants and animals around the globe.

Our work ahead is to stop the species extinction crisis sweeping over the planet and make life better for all species -- humans included. Making the connection with population growth is integral to this effort.

Please sign up today to help spread the word as far as possible, raise the awareness of this critical issue for millions of others and help save more endangered species such as polar bears, panthers and sea turtles.

Hasta la victoria,

   

Jerry Karnas
Population Campaign Director
population@biologicaldiversity.org

P.S. We want to add more distributors to our network, so please help by sharing this on Facebook (just click here).

Words simply fail me.  Just when I've thought "That's about as bat-crap crazy as the left can get.", they prove me wrong. 

[lupinus]

Website! (sfw, near as I can tell)

http://www.endangeredspeciescondoms.com/

[Ben]

Does anyone else think it's ironic that a group with "biological diversity" in their name would want to curtail procreation, which is what leads to biological diversity?

[SADShooter]

Ben:

Yes. That said,  I'd also recommend they recruit Sandra Fluke as a spokesperson, to enhance the effectiveness of the product. If a subspecies wants to seek out self-extinction, we can do them a favor and improve the odds.

[brimic]

I'm all for this- anything to keep the nuttards from procreating.

[BlueStarLizzard]

    

How is this not a joke?

 

[Boomhauer]

So what stops you from signing up and them shipping you a box that becomes your a lifetime supply of rubbers? Would appeal to the Treehugger type chicks

[Myself]

Do they give you samples for free?  I see water balloon fight potential here.

[Lee]

Why not BJs for biodiversity? Saves on latex and whatnot. Special warm welcomes for new members.

[BlueStarLizzard]

So what stops you from signing up and them shipping you a box that becomes your a lifetime supply of rubbers? Would appeal to the Treehugger type chicks

Dude, you need a full body comdom for those types. I think these are just the regular ones that only cover the genitalia.

[SteveS]

Got this gem in today's e-mail.  

Words simply fail me.  Just when I've thought "That's about as bat-crap crazy as the left can get.", they prove me wrong.  

This is way out past the left.  The lefties I now think these guys are crazy.  

Population growth in the US isn't all that bad.  Why aren't they going to places like China and India?

[slugcatcher]

Unless the condoms are made from endangered species they need to change the name of their website. 

I can see the labeling on the packaging now.
The Spotted Owl condom - Give a hoot. Don't pollute......the genepool.