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Want feel old - instantly?
« on: December 04, 2012, 09:45:16 AM »
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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2012, 10:50:50 AM »
It might take me some time but, Oh Hell ... I'd do 'em all ...  ;/
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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2012, 10:51:35 AM »
A few have aged well---Lana Wood, Britt Eckland, Jill St. John, Barbara Bach, Tattya (?) Roberts, Talisa Soco, Isabelle Scorupco...

If you want to get depressed, sign up for Plenty of Fish and look at the women available in their 50's and 60's.  :O  Once my divorce is finalized, I'm going to have to get rich so I can date younger women.

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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2012, 01:32:26 PM »
Lotteries don't normally get that big, Dick... :P
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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2012, 03:19:46 PM »

Bond girls?

I was expecting to see these lovelies:




Pretty much your average string quartet.




And, yes, there's plenty of YouTube material.  Including a thing called "Bond on Bond" which, as you might guess, is them doing the Bond theme.
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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2012, 03:27:39 PM »
A few have aged well---Lana Wood, Britt Eckland, Jill St. John, Barbara Bach, Tattya (?) Roberts, Talisa Soco, Isabelle Scorupco...

If you want to get depressed, sign up for Plenty of Fish and look at the women available in their 50's and 60's.  :O  Once my divorce is finalized, I'm going to have to get rich so I can date younger women.

There's your problem right there.

POF is the 2nd worst place in the world to meet anyone of quality or character... the worst being Craigslist classifieds.  You'll seriously meet better quality of women at a strip club with a fistful of ones and fives in your hand.

I spent about a year dating on POF and ultimately decided it was an appalling place.  Even in the younger 20-something bracket.  You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.  Just some absolutely spooky dates.

Women that can't afford $20/month for Match, eHarmony or something like that... you don't want to go out with anyways.

Frankly, the best thing going right now is activities clubs.  Check out Meetup.com for free local singles groups in your area, and/or clubs like Adventures 2000 or Events and Adventures (or similar subscription based clubs).  Subscription based on those latter 2, and highly regional in nature, but a great way to have fun stuff to do and get exposed to new people.  Chances are similar businesses exist in your area.

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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2012, 03:29:20 PM »
A few have aged well---Lana Wood, Britt Eckland, Jill St. John, Barbara Bach, Tattya (?) Roberts, Talisa Soco, Isabelle Scorupco...

If you want to get depressed, sign up for Plenty of Fish and look at the women available in their 50's and 60's.  :O  Once my divorce is finalized, I'm going to have to get rich so I can date younger women.
My 53yo mother in law is available  =D
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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2012, 03:33:18 PM »
POF is the dive bar of online dating...sometimes quite hilarious results though
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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2012, 04:44:26 PM »
POF is the dive bar of online dating...sometimes quite hilarious results though

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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2012, 04:59:00 PM »
hasn't he already done that?
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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2012, 05:58:28 PM »
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My 53yo mother in law is available 

I'm 9 years older than she is, which I'm sure would turn her off. ;)

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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2012, 08:23:55 PM »
I have to agree that some of the older women pictured above are far more attractive then when they were pups...but then I've always had a thing for older women.

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Re: Want feel old - instantly?
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2012, 08:55:28 PM »
Put the now and then pictures of some of the men who played James Bond next to them and the pictures don't look so bad.  Some of those movies are from a fair ways back. 

Monkeyleg, it is Tanya Roberts.  One of my favorite movie stars from this and other movies.
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