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Oleg Volk
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Caption contest!
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July 08, 2006, 04:36:04 PM »
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garyk/nm
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shovelbum
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July 08, 2006, 05:11:16 PM »
Is that a 40-round mag, or are you just glad to see me?
Sorry, I'll go stand in the corner now...
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Jamisjockey
Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism
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Your mom sends me care packages
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Reply #2 on:
July 08, 2006, 05:13:50 PM »
Post ban magazines....its like Clinton never existed.....
Full capacity magazines....its like when you got your first Red Ryder all over again!
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JD
The price of a lottery ticket seems to be the maximum most folks are willing to risk toward the dream of becoming a one-percenter. “Robert Hollis”
grampster
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Reply #3 on:
July 08, 2006, 05:17:01 PM »
"Charley was in the process of flubbing his 6 rifle juggle because the flash of the camera disrupted his concentration"
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"Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." G.B. Shaw
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July 08, 2006, 05:43:10 PM »
"Frank! You were supposed to pull a wabbit out of the hat!"
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Gewehr98
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Yee-haa!
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Reply #5 on:
July 08, 2006, 06:21:32 PM »
"Dang, that Tapco FN-FAL pistol grip really does look out of proportion, dominating my little AK!"
(Same conclusion I came to when I put the Tapco FN-FAL grip and handguard set on my SAR-1, thereby selling the bits on eBay later)
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"Bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round...
http://neuralmisfires.blogspot.com
"Never squat with your spurs on!"
The Rabbi
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"Ahh, Jeez. Not this sh*t again!"
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Reply #6 on:
July 08, 2006, 06:36:22 PM »
"All I did was touch it!"
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Fight state-sponsored Islamic terrorism: Bomb France now!
Vote Libertarian: It Not Like It Matters Anyway.
jefnvk
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I'll sleep away the days and ride the nights...
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Reply #7 on:
July 08, 2006, 07:06:00 PM »
It works right out of the box
(it looks like Apple's new advertisement scheme, and the slogan actually works for this product)
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I still say 'Give Detroit to Canada'
Monkeyleg
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Tattaglia is a pimp.
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July 08, 2006, 07:19:40 PM »
That's right, folks! Step right up! It's a home defense weapon AND a floor mop!
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Dick
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Stetson
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Reply #9 on:
July 08, 2006, 09:27:25 PM »
"Catch!"
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Nightfall
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Reply #10 on:
July 08, 2006, 10:00:27 PM »
"Hallelujah!"
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It is difficult if not impossible to reason a person out of a position they did not reason themselves into. - 230RN
280plus
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Ever get that sinking feeling?
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Reply #11 on:
July 09, 2006, 01:11:06 AM »
"ROLLOVER!! GOOD BOY!!"
(I've been working with the dog too much lately
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Avoid cliches like the plague!
Nathaniel Firethorn
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Extra Thorny
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Reply #12 on:
July 10, 2006, 12:26:06 PM »
"Stop all that reloading or you'll go blind!"
- NF
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Give up no state. Give up no ground.
http://www.njcsd.org
charby
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APS's Resident Sikh/Muslim
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Reply #13 on:
July 10, 2006, 12:33:35 PM »
"Oh my God, there really is a Santa Claus!"
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Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US
Uranus is a gas giant.
Team 444: Member# 536
Harold Tuttle
Professor Chromedome
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Reply #14 on:
July 10, 2006, 12:37:21 PM »
"The free hand of the right world is well armed"
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"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"
Myself
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Reply #15 on:
July 10, 2006, 01:07:31 PM »
LOOK -- NO STRINGS
Just like the Bill of Rights says it should be!!
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One of Many
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Reply #16 on:
July 10, 2006, 02:04:51 PM »
What a surprise! When he prayed for protection from evil, this was not what he expected. Would you expect God to be a gun dealer, and deliver directly from Heaven?
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DJJ
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Reply #17 on:
July 10, 2006, 03:39:55 PM »
[Lloyd Bridges in "Airplane!"]AHHHH!! It's coming right at me![/]
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Stickjockey
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Reply #18 on:
July 10, 2006, 03:53:33 PM »
"think fast!"
"Hand-off!"
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APS #405. Plankowner? You be the judge.
We can't stop here! This is
bat country!!
Matthew Carberry
Formerly carebear
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Fiat justitia, pereat mundus
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Reply #19 on:
July 10, 2006, 10:02:36 PM »
The slightest touch of the "Possum Style Iron Palm Strike" can bend even the strongest of stamped metal magazines.
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"Not all unwise laws are unconstitutional laws, even where constitutional rights are potentially involved." - Eugene Volokh
"As for affecting your movement, your Rascal should be able to achieve the the same speeds no matter what holster rig you are wearing."
Matthew Carberry
Formerly carebear
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Fiat justitia, pereat mundus
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Reply #20 on:
July 10, 2006, 10:04:08 PM »
To be a true Mall Ninja one must snatch the magazine in a single lightning move.
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"Not all unwise laws are unconstitutional laws, even where constitutional rights are potentially involved." - Eugene Volokh
"As for affecting your movement, your Rascal should be able to achieve the the same speeds no matter what holster rig you are wearing."
Matthew Carberry
Formerly carebear
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Fiat justitia, pereat mundus
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Reply #21 on:
July 10, 2006, 10:05:57 PM »
...that weighs about right, now to swap the bag of sand for that pre-ban mag without setting off the ancient Mayan death traps.
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"Not all unwise laws are unconstitutional laws, even where constitutional rights are potentially involved." - Eugene Volokh
"As for affecting your movement, your Rascal should be able to achieve the the same speeds no matter what holster rig you are wearing."
Matthew Carberry
Formerly carebear
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Fiat justitia, pereat mundus
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Reply #22 on:
July 10, 2006, 10:08:37 PM »
My god, it's full of ammo........
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"Not all unwise laws are unconstitutional laws, even where constitutional rights are potentially involved." - Eugene Volokh
"As for affecting your movement, your Rascal should be able to achieve the the same speeds no matter what holster rig you are wearing."
Brian Williams
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I want one of these
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Reply #23 on:
July 11, 2006, 03:46:20 AM »
Hey Bubba, Hold my Beer...
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Brian
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DJJ
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Reply #24 on:
July 11, 2006, 06:12:54 PM »
"Dodge! Parry! Thrust! Spin!"
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