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Vodka Saves Elephants
« on: December 16, 2012, 09:22:29 AM »
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Re: Vodka Saves Elephants
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM »
Are they pink?
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Re: Vodka Saves Elephants
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2012, 10:36:32 PM »
Rather fitting, actually.  Wild African elephant bands will violently defend "their" grove of fruit trees from other bands, and from members of their own band, 'til the fruit ferments to the point that the elephants can get drunk.
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Re: Vodka Saves Elephants
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2012, 06:34:35 AM »
Opening up peripheral blood flow helps warm the ear tips.  Elephants have tremendous amounts of peripheral blood flow in the ears, which are their primary means of cooling.

I do not think anybody was really concerned about any lowering of core temps in a mass the size of an elephant.

Only in Russia could you find someone brave enough to tell two elephants they had enough to drink and were cut off.

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