God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy "O"

[roo_ster]

http://www.showbiz411.com/2013/01/08/lance-armstrong-will-ask-oprah-for-absolution-forgiveness-in-interview

Lance Armstrong has decided to come clean, so to speak. Since the big dope’s life is essentially ruined, he’s apparently going to admit it all and ask for forgiveness. And who better to give it to him that Oprah? She’s got him on January 17 from 9 to 10:30pm on the hard to find OWN channel. Good for her. It used to be that celebrities went to Larry King or Barbara Walters when they needed to eat crow publicly and return to the world.

But for this generation it’s Oprah. Lance will cry, his eyes will  well up when he talks about his kids, he’ll show Oprah his scars from various surgeries, and recommend a healing expert in Nepal which she’ll put on her next Best Things list.

Will she grant him absolution?

How pathetic.  On so many levels.  Can we count the ways?

[mtnbkr]

There's a reason I'm an avid cyclist, yet hate the racing side (pro, am, and local) of the sport.

Chris

[roo_ster]

There's a reason I'm an avid cyclist, yet hate the racing side (pro, am, and local) of the sport.

Chris

That is one way I did not even consider, though it is one of the most obvious.

[MillCreek]

But will Lance jump all over the couch, like Tom Cruise did?  Although I don't watch Oprah, I will be interested to hear if he makes an unambiguous admission as to doping. 

[roo_ster]

No, more likely they bring out a kneeler and craft some sort of Holy Oprah liturgy to include a sappily secular oprah-fied confession.  Lance will then make like a mendicant and beg her forgiveness.

[Balog]

Can't find it at the moment amid all the crazy folks, but there was a good and rational video on youtube a few years back pointing out that Oprah has in fact started her own religion.

[Perd Hapley]

Can't find it at the moment amid all the crazy folks, but there was a good and rational video on youtube a few years back pointing out that Oprah has in fact started her own religion.

Between her and the other Holy O, I can never recall which is The Beast, and which the Antichrist.

[RoadKingLarry]

Between her and the other Holy O, I can never recall which is The Beast, and which the Antichrist.

Damn. that's a tough call

[lee n. field]

Between her and the other Holy O, I can never recall which is The Beast, and which the Antichrist.

The dragon, the beast and the false prophet.  Oprah would be the false profit.

[seeker_two]

The dragon, the beast and the false prophet.  Oprah would be the false profit.

I though Al "Sell It To The Oil Barons" Gore was the False Profit?....Oprah can be the Dragon & Michelle can be The Beast....