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Kitteh-Dragon

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« on: January 18, 2013, 11:08:16 PM »
Introducing myself and saying 'Hi' :-)

Looks like a grand group!  :-)
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Re: New Member
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 11:11:18 PM »
Welcome to APS!  Have fun!  I'm not up on all the new rules for new folks but its something about ammo and alcohol

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Re: New Member
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2013, 11:13:02 PM »
Thanks!  I'll try to remember that :-)
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Re: New Member
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 11:18:55 PM »
I'm pretty sure this thread is racist.
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Re: New Member
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 11:29:11 PM »
I needed a mod to change my signature because the concept of "family friendly" eludes me.
Just noticed that a mod changed my signature. How long ago was that?
A few months-mods

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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2013, 11:30:23 PM »



Your rebuttal is indeed cogent. I retract my earlier accusation.
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2013, 11:34:28 PM »
Yes, it's crazy here.

The good kind. Well... I guess if you're crazy and think crazy is good. However, I will say that you should not buy moccasins from Monkeyleg. Complaining to the appropriate government agencies takes forever.

So, what brought you here? How did you find us?  =)
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Re: Re: New Member
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2013, 11:42:25 PM »
Newbies buy the booze and bullets.  I'll take a Guinness and a 7-round mag of 9mm, please.

Welcome aboard!
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2013, 11:47:49 PM »
Crazy is my kind of place!  I sort of traded groups - I mentioned one I was part of, and the other fella mentioned one he was part of. 


Yes, it's crazy here.

The good kind. Well... I guess if you're crazy and think crazy is good. However, I will say that you should not buy moccasins from Monkeyleg. Complaining to the appropriate government agencies takes forever.

So, what brought you here? How did you find us?  =)
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2013, 11:49:25 PM »
Thanks for the welcome!  Coming up on the Guinness - have to run so the head doesn't collapse!  Only 7?  You must live in New York!  :-)

Newbies buy the booze and bullets.  I'll take a Guinness and a 7-round mag of 9mm, please.

Welcome aboard!
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2013, 11:50:49 PM »
::giggle::  Is that one of those 'code word' things?  :angel:
I'm pretty sure this thread is racist.
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Re: New Member
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2013, 11:54:56 PM »
Howdy

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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2013, 11:57:30 PM »
Welcome!
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Re: New Member
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2013, 11:59:55 PM »
Welcome to APS. Did you just wander in here, or did someone tell you about it? ;)

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Re: New Member
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2013, 12:13:22 AM »
Run away.  Run far, far away.  You have been warned.
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« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2013, 12:17:48 AM »
Welcome to APS. Did you just wander in here, or did someone tell you about it? ;)

We shared forums.  I figured she would fit in here. 

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« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2013, 12:19:10 AM »
Yea!  FINALLY a new member!!!!!! =D  Welcome to ....what's this place again?  
Armed Polite Society!!!  Right....   :lol:
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« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2013, 01:03:08 AM »
We shared forums.  I figured she would fit in here. 

There goes the neighborhood.
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« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2013, 01:16:25 AM »
Sump!  shhh....   Maybe she'll make us a sammich.


Since the current crop here seems more interested in throwing shoes, etc....

:D


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Re: New Member
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2013, 01:25:15 AM »
Welcome!  When you get a chance, I'll have a fat tire and 1 assault clip of 5.56 please.   [ar15]
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Re: New Member
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2013, 04:54:21 AM »
You should review become intimately familiar with:

Firefly
Zardoz
Monty Python
The Big Bang Theory
All of Robert Heinlein's work
Atlas Shrugged
External ballistics

Not necessarily in that order
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Re: New Member
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2013, 05:06:33 AM »
Just remember, above all else -

It's ALWAYS Fistful's fault.

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« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2013, 05:16:12 AM »
You should review become intimately familiar with:

Firefly
Zardoz
Monty Python
The Big Bang Theory
All of Robert Heinlein's work
Atlas Shrugged
External ballistics

Not necessarily in that order


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« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2013, 06:09:32 AM »
Welcome, and I suggest you perfect your shoe throwing technique so you can whallop the little boys who harrass you to make them sammiches. A good knock on the head tends to settle them down.
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« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2013, 06:45:24 AM »
A good knock on the head tends to settle them down.
Except there are at least a couple here who enjoy that kind of thing. Welcome!
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