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Re: New Member
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2013, 06:46:41 AM »
Except there are at least a couple here who enjoy that kind of thing. Welcome!

 That's what the detcord is for
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« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2013, 07:46:14 AM »
Welcome!






....have we scared her off yet?.......
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2013, 07:48:22 AM »
Welcome!

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Re: New Member
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2013, 08:00:07 AM »
You should review become intimately familiar with:

Firefly
Zardoz
Monty Python
The Big Bang Theory
All of Robert Heinlein's work
Atlas Shrugged
External ballistics

Not necessarily in that order

And The Princess Bride.  Can't forget that one, no ma'am.  Btw, are you, or have you ever been, Manti Te'o's girlfriend?
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« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2013, 10:56:17 AM »
Fâilte!   :lol:
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Re: New Member
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2013, 11:40:20 AM »
On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
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Re: New Member
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2013, 11:50:25 AM »
Welcome!

I haven't felt a disturbance in the Force indicating a stranger running screaming into the night, so I assume you have a strong constitution and are still around.

If you made it this far, you may still survive the experience. =)
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« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2013, 05:51:40 PM »
You should review become intimately familiar with:

Firefly
Zardoz
Monty Python
The Big Bang Theory
All of Robert Heinlein's work
Atlas Shrugged
External ballistics

Not necessarily in that order


Bacon, you forgot bacon.

Welcome new person, may cthulhu have mercy on your soul for joining.

And The Princess Bride.  Can't forget that one, no ma'am.  Btw, are you, or have you ever been, Manti Te'o's girlfriend?

And detcord

What about The Hoff?  I know we try to forget, but it's necessary for the new person (It's a GURL!!!!11111ELEVENTY1111!!!!) to know about The Hoff.

Oh, yeah.  Almost forgot - Welcome.

I'll take .45AutoRim, and since the diabeetus keeps me from alcohol (strong or weak) you can just double up, Tank Yew Veddy Muches.

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Re: New Member
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2013, 06:03:23 PM »
Welcome!






....have we scared her off yet?.......


You guys just may have.  Considering the only post she has made so far is on this thread.
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« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2013, 08:15:27 PM »
You guys just may have.  Considering the only post she has made so far is on this thread.


Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2013, 08:17:27 PM »
That's what the detcord is for
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Yes, we enjoy detcord too.  =D

And I to think we all did actually scare her away. I blame fistful.  =|
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« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2013, 08:41:37 PM »
Yes, we enjoy detcord too.  =D

And I to think we all did actually scare her away. I blame fistful=|

Who else?
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

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« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2013, 08:59:37 PM »
Yes, we enjoy detcord too.  =D

And I to think we all did actually scare her away. I blame fistful.  =|

At least she was spared the horror of the Hoff Assult Crotch.
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« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2013, 09:14:55 PM »
At least she was spared the horror of the Hoff Assult Crotch.

Did somebody say the Hoff Assault Crotch?



















































































































































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Re: New Member
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2013, 12:42:53 AM »
You should review become intimately familiar with:

Firefly
Zardoz
Monty Python
The Big Bang Theory
All of Robert Heinlein's work
Atlas Shrugged
External ballistics

Not necessarily in that order


And autoclaving whole planets.

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« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2013, 02:17:29 AM »
Firefly - SHINY!

Zardoz - saw it when it first came out (six times I think - then-boyfriend thought it was great)  I still wonder how much they had to pay Connery to wear red "ruby" high heels in the final battle scene.

Monty Python - But of **course**!  And my father has *never* smelt of elderberries ;-)

The Big Bang Theory - watched the first season on DVD in one evening.  I like the concept, but sit coms and I don't get along.  I like my humor less ... lappy

All of Robert Heinlein's Works - YES!  He's one of the greats!  A good friend of mine wrote the afterward to the Baen edition of "Puppet Masters" :-)

Atlas Shrugged - yep :-)

External ballistics - Good!  (would 'internal ballistics' involve the ping pong ball scene from "The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert"? :-D)

You should review become intimately familiar with:

Firefly
Zardoz
Monty Python
The Big Bang Theory
All of Robert Heinlein's work
Atlas Shrugged
External ballistics

Not necessarily in that order

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« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2013, 02:19:41 AM »
Do you know the song:

"In the ocean,
The mighty ocean,
Cthulhu sleeps tonight..." ?

:-D

Bacon, you forgot bacon.

Welcome new person, may cthulhu have mercy on your soul for joining.
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« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2013, 02:20:52 AM »
Don't mind the sammiches, as long as the beer flows dark and thick :-)

Welcome, and I suggest you perfect your shoe throwing technique so you can whallop the little boys who harrass you to make them sammiches. A good knock on the head tends to settle them down.
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« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2013, 02:22:04 AM »
Detcord!  I've been trying to knit things with that for *years* :-D

That's what the detcord is for
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« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2013, 02:22:50 AM »
Firefly - SHINY!

Zardoz - saw it when it first came out (six times I think - then-boyfriend thought it was great)  I still wonder how much they had to pay Connery to wear red "ruby" high heels in the final battle scene.

Monty Python - But of **course**!  And my father has *never* smelt of elderberries ;-)

The Big Bang Theory - watched the first season on DVD in one evening.  I like the concept, but sit coms and I don't get along.  I like my humor less ... lappy

All of Robert Heinlein's Works - YES!  He's one of the greats!  A good friend of mine wrote the afterward to the Baen edition of "Puppet Masters" :-)

Atlas Shrugged - yep :-)

External ballistics - Good!  (would 'internal ballistics' involve the ping pong ball scene from "The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert"? :-D)


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« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2013, 02:23:37 AM »
Nope, not scared off at all.  Got caught up in some other stuff.  When the muse hits me upside the head, I have to write it down.   It's the only way to keep the voices in my head under control ;-)

Welcome!






....have we scared her off yet?.......

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« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2013, 02:24:32 AM »
:-)  It can't be any worse than Punday on Baen's Bar :-)

Welcome!

May God have mercy on your soul.
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« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2013, 02:25:44 AM »
As you wish :-)

No.  Not my type.  Nor am I his, obviously, since I exist :-) NTM being very happily married :-)

And The Princess Bride.  Can't forget that one, no ma'am.  Btw, are you, or have you ever been, Manti Te'o's girlfriend?
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« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2013, 02:26:51 AM »
I'm enjoying it!  Sorry I haven't had a chance to catch up on stuff.  The Muse is a Harsh Mistress ;-)

Welcome!

I haven't felt a disturbance in the Force indicating a stranger running screaming into the night, so I assume you have a strong constitution and are still around.

If you made it this far, you may still survive the experience. =)
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« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2013, 02:29:04 AM »
Hoff?  You mean the guy who did the *great* job of Nick Fury before Nick Fury turned all black and Samuel L Jackson-y? 

Here's the .45AutoRim, doubled :-)  Do you want a box with that, or will you be firing it immediately? :-)

What about The Hoff?  I know we try to forget, but it's necessary for the new person (It's a GURL!!!!11111ELEVENTY1111!!!!) to know about The Hoff.

Oh, yeah.  Almost forgot - Welcome.

I'll take .45AutoRim, and since the diabeetus keeps me from alcohol (strong or weak) you can just double up, Tank Yew Veddy Muches.

stay safe.
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