I must be an infant. Been up since 2 AM, fussing and unable to get back to sleep for no discernable reason. I'm not wet, I've been fed, took Gas-X for the burps, and there are no monsters under the bed or in the closet.
If this is how that second childhood is going to play out, I'm going to skip it and go sit on the sofa, drool, and tell pointless stories like Grandpa Simpson.
stay ssafe.