R.I.P. Scout26
Total Members Voted: 101
Voting closed: February 07, 2013, 11:46:27 AM
Don't tell the same pointless stories that I do, or people will be doubly bored.
Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.
Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.
If this is how that second childhood is going to play out, I'm going to skip it and go sit on the sofa, drool, and tell pointless stories like Grandpa Simpson.
Will you wear an onion on your belt?
Adively, pretty much any story I tell that begins with "I remember" is going to be a boring story suspect.
Mrs. Smith, my wife would have had to be 15 at the time she gave birth to you for me to be your father. And I would have been in prison after that. Adively, pretty much any story I tell that begins with "I remember" is going to be a boring story.
Your still just right to be my daddy
I was always pleasant, friendly and within arm's reach of a gun.
If government is the answer, it must have been a really, really, really stupid question.
I thought that was a pretty common age for marriage back in those days...
You are already special in our eyes. :)
"Short bus special"
Old enough that my coworkers have no idea what I'm talking about much of the time. Eddie Haskell, Scotty, Moe, Larry and Curly, Dirty Harry, Bronson? "Like dude...OMG, WTF is that crazy old dude talking about? Why hasn't he retired yet?" I'm 56.