Congrats on being accepted to the School of the Spanish Inqu- um I mean DENTAL SCHOOL!
To celebrate, do the following.
1. Coat your teeth with a weak sulfuric acid solution (battery acid cut 1:10 will work great for this)
2. Obtain some jumbo sesame seeds, or poppy seeds will do in a pinch. Cram as many of the seeds as you can between all of your teeth. Use floss or toothpicks to ensure the maximum number of seeds have been placed. Repeat acid application.
3. Using a dental probe, finishing nail or even an unbent paper clip, probe the depth of your gingival pocket (or whatever its called) on all teeth. Replace any dislodged seeds. Repeat acid applicaiton.
4. Mix up a big O'll batch of the quick setting dental gook used for taking impressions. Make sure you use some really foul flavor, like Orange-Cherry. Stuff a good double handfull of the stuff into your upper jaw, making sure that lots ot the stuff is resting on your soft palette to induce gagging and choking repsonse. Leave in place for step 5.
5. Lay on the recliner with your head at the lowest point possibe, so all the blood flows back into your head. Remain there for at least two hours. Repeat acid application.
6. After two hours, remove dental gook, seeds and any left over acid wash. Using an emery string or stone cutting line, floss teeth AGGRESSIVELY. Rinse/spit.
7. Pour yourself a big snifter of some fine single malt Scotch Wiskey, enjoy while contemplating the joys of putting your future patents though the above ordeal while getting paid to do so.
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Kidding aside, kewl beans on getting into the Dental School. The Wiskey suggesting is legit, or some fine microbrewed ale will also fill the bill. Sierra Nevada Brewery has this years Expedition of their Bigfoot Barely Wine style brew in the shoops now. Good stuff!!