By the end of the year:Get a job that pays an okay amount, enough for me to make rent, gas, groceries, bills, and have a little left over to enjoy.
Move out of Oklahoma, away from five years of disappointment and my parents. Finally.
Get another job that pays an okay amount, enough for me to make rent, gas, groceries, bills, and have a little left over to enjoy.
Within 1 year:Reduce my smoking down to 2 cigarettes a day.
Lose 50 pounds.
Meet someone nice.
Within 5:Get married, get a small house.
Quit smoking entirely.
Within 10:Have kids, thus ending my life as I know it.
Beyond:See my kids grow into decent people.
Move somewhere else.
Buy a small, flat-bottomed boat.
Find working stripper clips for a Mosin-Nagant, and do some hunting.
Finis:Cremated, and have my ashes released from atop NewGrange (Ireland) on a windy day.
Find out what really happens after death.