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Ben

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I Guess Google is Going to Dress Me Now
« on: March 15, 2013, 12:22:33 AM »
First Google glasses, now Google shoes. I'd buy Google jeans, but I'm afraid they'll make my butt look big...

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/03/11/google-unveils-talking-shoes-that-motivate-to-move/
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Re: I Guess Google is Going to Dress Me Now
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2013, 12:57:20 AM »
I would buy a Google shoephone if it comes in a black calfskin oxford.
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Re: I Guess Google is Going to Dress Me Now
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2013, 02:49:03 AM »
Quote from: Ben on March 15, 2013, 12:22:33 AM
I'd buy Google jeans, but I'm afraid they'll make my butt look big...
Yeah, but the pockets are huge.
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Re: I Guess Google is Going to Dress Me Now
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2013, 09:21:50 AM »
Quote from: cordex on March 15, 2013, 02:49:03 AM
Yeah, but the pockets are huge.

Big enough to pocket carry an XD Service?  I'm in.
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Re: I Guess Google is Going to Dress Me Now
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2013, 09:48:57 AM »
So now instead of "Your mama dresses you funny" it will be "Google dresses you funny."
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Re: I Guess Google is Going to Dress Me Now
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2013, 10:54:17 AM »
Quote from: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on March 15, 2013, 12:57:20 AM
I would buy a Google shoephone if it comes in a black calfskin oxford.

Missed it by THAT much!
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Re: I Guess Google is Going to Dress Me Now
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2013, 01:23:38 PM »
Dude! QUIT eating THAT!

Seriously, jeez...

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Re: I Guess Google is Going to Dress Me Now
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2013, 03:48:42 PM »
But I bet it will make you look FABULOUS
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