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First Zombie rounds, now this...
« on: April 01, 2013, 05:37:03 PM »
Anti-Drone loads, 1k range Depleted Uranium.  Get 'em now before they are banned.  I can't see DU being approved for long.

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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2013, 05:42:01 PM »
What's today's date? ;)
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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2013, 06:13:33 PM »
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That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2013, 08:37:19 PM »
How do they work on squirrels?....
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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2013, 08:51:00 PM »
If that was posted today, good for them.  If it is for real, God Bless America!!!!!!!!!  Isn't Lucky Gunner where Rick Taylor, the worlds greatest firearms instructor works?????? 

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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2013, 08:54:36 PM »
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Years of research and development have gone into these highly effective 12 gauge shells that can turn even Joe Biden’s double barrel shotgun into an instant anti-aircraft platform. Specially formulated propellant is capable of launching 9 pellets of depleted uranium rounds up to 1 km straight up into the air. With accurate shot placement, this armor piercing buckshot will disable vital systems on modern military drones. At minimum, the force of impact will disable navigation systems, but in over 60% of our field tests, the drones were incapable of remaining airborne after contact with our Anti-Drone Loads.

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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2013, 09:09:02 PM »
Here's what I think.  Wanna know what I think?  This is what I think....

I think we ought to make February have 29 days permanently and use April First for Leap Day.

We'd only have to suffer one year out of four under this scheme.

That's what I think.

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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2013, 09:19:08 PM »
This might of been an April Fools joke but they do have ammo in stock and for a decent price, I think, I actually haven't really started buying UNTIL this whole ammo buying thing so I'm not really sure what is a decent price. Unless the ammo in stock is also an April Fools joke, which would be a cruel joke indeed.
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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2013, 01:43:04 PM »
Good concept, but I'm a little concerned about the recoil?
How much powder would you have to put under buck shot to get a 1k range?
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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2013, 02:08:40 PM »
This might of been an April Fools joke but they do have ammo in stock and for a decent price, I think, I actually haven't really started buying UNTIL this whole ammo buying thing so I'm not really sure what is a decent price. Unless the ammo in stock is also an April Fools joke, which would be a cruel joke indeed.

Click on the "buy it" button. Says very clearly it's an April Fool's joke. Good luck buying DU rounds.
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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2013, 09:17:11 PM »
Click on the "buy it" button. Says very clearly it's an April Fool's joke. Good luck buying DU rounds.

Now, making your own... :)

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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2013, 09:20:36 PM »
Now, making your own... :)

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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2013, 09:39:53 PM »
Now, making your own... :)

United Nuclear apparently used to sell it in sheets. Now it's just uranium metal in essentially tiny flakes. And machining uranium is unpleasant.
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Re: First Zombie rounds, now this...
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2013, 09:44:56 PM »
United Nuclear apparently used to sell it in sheets. Now it's just uranium metal in essentially tiny flakes. And machining uranium is unpleasant.

Eh, just find a place to HIP it into a form.