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5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« on: April 09, 2013, 08:54:45 AM »
http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/04/08/5-tons-of-Nutella-stolen/4271365422938/

Thieves in Germany steal 5.5 tons on Nutella worth over $20,000. It was stolen from a parked trailer and this is not the first time for a theft from this location.  An earlier robbery thieves stole several tons of Red Bull and 2 weeks ago they unload a truckload of coffee. 
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2013, 09:52:15 AM »
But my birthday isn't till September?!
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2013, 10:16:28 AM »
Which do you want?  Coffee, Red Bull or Nutella.
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2013, 10:18:57 AM »
Quote from: adively on April 09, 2013, 10:16:28 AM
Which do you want?  Coffee, Red Bull or Nutella.

Man, you combine all of these and you are going to be up and marching, that is for sure.
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2013, 10:20:24 AM »
I'd be keeping an extra keen eye on my bread truck...
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2013, 10:23:40 AM »
Worth only $20 grand?

Based on what they're charging in the stores for the *expletive deleted*it, it's got a street value of about $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

And 79 cents.
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2013, 12:37:14 PM »
Quote from: adively on April 09, 2013, 10:16:28 AM
Which do you want?  Coffee, Red Bull or Nutella.

Yes.
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2013, 12:37:53 PM »
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2013, 01:26:28 PM »
Coffee, Red Bull, and Nutella?  Check the local basement-dweller gaming forums...

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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2013, 03:13:23 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on April 09, 2013, 01:26:28 PM
Coffee, Red Bull, and Nutella?  Check the local basement-dweller gaming forums...

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What's next to get hit -- Doritos, Cheetos, or Taco Bell?
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2013, 04:19:01 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on April 09, 2013, 03:13:23 PM
What's next to get hit -- Doritos, Cheetos, or Taco Bell?

Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.

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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2013, 04:27:38 PM »
But are they tactical Pop Tarts?
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2013, 05:32:36 PM »
Quote from: adively on April 09, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
Deadline coming?  :laugh:

Nope.  Tuesday. :)
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Re: 5.5 tons of Nutella stolen
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2013, 06:14:58 PM »
The 30 million kcal caper.
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