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No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« on: May 19, 2013, 07:25:37 AM »
Sorry to bust your bubble. Your dreams of building a secret mountain lair will have to be put on hold
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2013, 08:20:13 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on May 19, 2013, 07:25:37 AM
Sorry to bust your bubble. Your dreams of building a secret mountain lair will have to be put on hold

....no....merely delayed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2013, 09:49:19 AM »
Damnit.  I had this aaaaaaalllll figured out, too.
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2013, 10:08:17 AM »
And I had even brought the wife around on blowing a sizeable chunk on my compound.
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2013, 11:30:08 AM »
You'll just need to convince a mass of loyal followers to pay for it instead.

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And I had even brought the wife around on blowing a sizeable chunk on my compound.

You can't get it if you don't ask for it.  ;)
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2013, 11:39:22 AM »
So taking a massive dump on the bosses desk might have been a little premature....?
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2013, 11:49:40 AM »
And I had plans to give $5,000 to each of my most favorite 100 APS friends...
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2013, 11:58:03 AM »
Dayam, that's the second time I haven't won!  Oh, well, three's a charm.
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2013, 02:44:24 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on May 19, 2013, 11:39:22 AM
So taking a massive dump on the bosses desk might have been a little premature....?

I'm starting to worry about you just a little bit....   =|
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2013, 02:49:32 PM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on May 19, 2013, 02:44:24 PM
I'm starting to worry about you just a little bit....   =|

You are now just starting to worry about him?
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2013, 03:39:49 PM »
Quote from: Chris on May 19, 2013, 11:49:40 AM
And I had plans to give $5,000 to each of my most favorite 100 APS friends...

So that $100 wire to cover the processing of that payment can be put on hold for now??
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2013, 04:00:42 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on May 19, 2013, 07:25:37 AM
Sorry to bust your bubble. Your dreams of building a secret mountain lair will have to be put on hold

You enjoy doing this, don't you?
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2013, 04:34:35 PM »
I didn't buy a ticket so I couldn't have not won the jackpot.
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2013, 04:36:13 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on May 19, 2013, 04:34:35 PM
I didn't buy a ticket so I couldn't have not won the jackpot.

Don't go getting all philosophical on me.
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2013, 04:39:40 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on May 19, 2013, 04:36:13 PM
Don't go getting all philosophical on me.

If a logger cuts down a tree, and no enviromentalist hears it, do the baby owls still die  ???
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2013, 05:16:09 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on May 19, 2013, 04:39:40 PM
If a logger cuts down a tree, and no enviromentalist hears it, do the baby owls still die  ???
Yes.

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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2013, 05:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on May 19, 2013, 02:44:24 PM
I'm starting to worry about you just a little bit....   =|

BTDT. My advise to you is give up now and save what's left of your sanity. Jamis is best obverved from a considerable distance and laughed at.
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2013, 05:27:26 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on May 19, 2013, 05:16:09 PM
Yes.

Tastes like chicken

Sandhill crane is better  ;)
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2013, 06:11:06 PM »
With my luck, I'd get killed by a can of Dinty Moore beef stew falling off a supermarket shelf before I'd win the lootery.
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2013, 06:13:53 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on May 19, 2013, 06:11:06 PM
With my luck, I'd get killed by a can of Dinty Moore beef stew falling off a supermarket shelf before I'd win the lootery.

Pessimist!
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2013, 06:18:09 PM »
But I did win the trans-African lottery. Got an email for it this morning, so suck on it, poor people!

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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2013, 08:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on May 19, 2013, 06:11:06 PM
With my luck, I'd get killed by a can of Dinty Moore beef stew falling off a supermarket shelf before I'd win the lootery.

The odds are VERY close for either...
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2013, 09:34:18 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on May 19, 2013, 11:39:22 AM
So taking a massive dump on the bosses desk might have been a little premature....?
One time way back, a plant manager came in Monday morning to find his desk a mess and piss on it.  He thought someone won the lottery.  
As it turns out, one of the stray cats that get in the building fell through the ceiling tiles, pissed out of fear, then jumped back up in the ceiling.  
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2013, 09:36:08 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on May 19, 2013, 06:11:06 PM
With my luck, I'd get killed by a can of Dinty Moore beef stew falling off a supermarket shelf before I'd win the lootery.

I forsee a #10 can of Showboat baked beans in your future...
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Re: No, you didn't win the Powerball jackpot
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2013, 12:16:40 AM »
Quote from: adively on May 19, 2013, 02:49:32 PM
You are now just starting to worry about him?

No, I've been worried for some time now.  Lately, I've been thinking we should discuss bringing his "condition" to someone's attention.   :lol:
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