Author Topic: That's just...wow  (Read 824 times)

lupinus

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That's just...wow
« on: July 11, 2013, 02:54:58 PM »
Anyone in the market for a new vacuum?

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Re: That's just...wow
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2013, 03:33:13 PM »
I hope he designed it especially for picking up body hair.
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Re: That's just...wow
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2013, 04:04:50 PM »
Maybe a new Dyson vac in the making?  :lol:
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Re: That's just...wow
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2013, 05:30:44 PM »
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CIA reportedly allowed 9/11 mastermind to design vacuum cleaner in custody

They're arresting vacuum cleaners now?

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Re: That's just...wow
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2013, 06:51:51 PM »


I always loved that picture.
In the last place I worked, this picture appeared on the front page of the newspaper on a day that I was eating lunch with my manager/3D archery partner- who looked like the guy's identical twin. Got a lot of mileage out of that one. :rofl:
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Re: That's just...wow
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2013, 07:28:11 PM »
Well that just sucks.
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Re: That's just...wow
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2013, 08:46:57 PM »


I always loved that picture.
In the last place I worked, this picture appeared on the front page of the newspaper on a day that I was eating lunch with my manager/3D archery partner- who looked like the guy's identical twin. Got a lot of mileage out of that one. :rofl:

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Re: That's just...wow
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2013, 08:37:10 AM »
this just in " GIANT VACUUM IMPLODES SEARS TOWER!!!!!"    :facepalm:
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Re: That's just...wow
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2013, 09:50:08 AM »
I wonder if he was inspired by Spaceballs, or if it was The Princess Bride.
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