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What is the appropriate response to this?

hole up i the bunker and never go outside again
1 (4.3%)
become vegan and stop worrying
0 (0%)
buy stock in Deep Woods Off
3 (13%)
kill it with fire!!!!!
3 (13%)
we're all gonna die, nan!
4 (17.4%)
take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
5 (21.7%)
[Yawn] What was the problem, again?
7 (30.4%)

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Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« on: August 14, 2013, 07:04:31 AM »
and other red meats, too.

I have not seen anything on this latest panic until a "survivalist" board thread showed up about a month ago.  I missed the original panic but was informed via a digest from that board.

So I did a little internet checking (because if it's on the internet it has to be true, right?).  Here's the breadcrumb trail:

http://tinyurl.com/ksmkmow -- The panic started here

http://io9.com/5981332/the-tick-that-can-make-you-a-vegetarian  -- The "proof" I was offered that we really do need to panic

http://tinyurl.com/n8zxbeu  -- Search results for red meat allergy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_gal  -- The dreaded allergy itself

For those that subscribe to the TL/DR theory of research, it generally runs like this:  The most prevalent tick in the US can cause an allergic reaction/response to red meat that can be serious enough to kill you.  Seeing as how it is spread only by the most prevalent tick in the US, and there are no reports of whole villages dropping dead a few hours after the regional tryouts for the Boise Bacon Blowout, I have the feeling that I might be better to be just a bit skeptical of any call for panic.

But, as they say, it is better to have several minds consider the question.

So - what say you all?

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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2013, 07:19:29 AM »
Eh.  If this actually becomes widespread American ingenuity will provide low Alpha-Gal bacon for consumption.  Bring on the GMO foods!

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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2013, 07:26:45 AM »
I've been bitten by deer ticks so many times I don't remember them all.

Still eating meat and don't have limes desese.
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2013, 08:22:33 AM »
Ticks die from biting me.
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2013, 09:21:26 AM »
I've been bitten by deer ticks so many times I don't remember them all.

Still eating meat and don't have limes desese.

Lone star ticks are different than deer ticks.

I've had Lymes diseases, it sucks. Like a 3 month long hangover after your got your ass kicked by a much bigger human and his friends every night.
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2013, 09:47:11 AM »
So many things to worry about ...  ;/

I think I'll have a drink, eat some bacon, and go for a walk in the woods.  :lol:
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2013, 11:10:47 AM »
I'm wondering who this "nan" is that we're exclaiming our impending doom to.
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2013, 12:33:38 PM »
Again.  Another reason to bring back DDT.
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2013, 12:46:54 PM »
I've been bitten by deer ticks so many times I don't remember them all.

Still eating meat and don't have limes desese.

If I catch limes disease I'm switching to gin and tonic...
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2013, 01:24:44 PM »
I've had Lymes diseases, it sucks. Like a 3 month long hangover after your got your ass kicked by a much bigger human and his friends every night.

Same here. Very unpleasant. Thankfully, I was quick to get tested and a course of doxycycline, was good to go within a week or so.


Still unpleasant enough for me to investigate biological controls for ticks on my property.
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2013, 01:30:16 PM »
I don't know what the problem is, "Pork, the other white meat!"
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2013, 02:42:55 PM »
I don't know what the problem is, "Pork, the other white meat!"

Had to go there, didn't you?  See what you have started.

Because "red meat" sounds so much more PC acceptable than "mammalian flesh" and also avoids the confusion over whether it applies to only the meat of the females.

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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2013, 08:26:47 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork._The_Other_White_Meat

This was all I was thinking, if your mind twisted it into something else....   :angel:
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2013, 11:44:24 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork._The_Other_White_Meat

This was all I was thinking, if your mind twisted it into something else....   :angel:

Nah!  I just like yanking at chains to see what happens.

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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2013, 07:09:36 PM »
I got several single serving size freezer bags of uncured bacon in the freezer. I feel i should combined them into one.

They're the nice thick cut's too.
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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2013, 10:26:52 PM »
I got several single serving size freezer bags of uncured bacon in the freezer. I feel i should combined them into one.

They're the nice thick cut's too.

Uncured bacon = boneless pork chops

Can't be bacon if its not cured.

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Re: Get bitten and die from eating bacon
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2013, 12:02:15 AM »
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