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Art Eatman

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« on: August 28, 2006, 04:15:19 PM »
From LRC.com.  The guy started out fomenting about Oregon's law against pumping your own gas, and then posted some, er, "oddities", that's it, oddities. Smiley

http://www.lewrockwell.com/englund/englund33.html

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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2006, 05:16:49 PM »
My favorite:
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Chico, California  detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
However, this one-
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Arizona  when being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
-seems cause for genuine interest.
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2006, 06:50:30 PM »
Nightfall,

   But what if the attack is Rape???
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2006, 07:20:17 PM »
Perhaps the law has since been repealed, but a few decades ago Illinois still required that the driver of a motorized vehicle, when approached by horses, pull the vehicle off the road and turn off the motor.
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2006, 08:28:44 PM »
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Nightfall,

   But what if the attack is Rape???
I guess she'll just have to tear it off and beat him to death with it!
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2006, 09:43:59 PM »
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guess she'll just have to tear it off and beat him to death with it!
Naaaaa... A few year ago I dated a woman who had a piece of art that symbolized male fecundity that was crafted from solid granite.  Rather large and heavy, it would have made a dandy bludgeon.

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Alaska – it is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Even if the moose is found to be a stowaway on the aircraft?  What if the moose has paid for sky diving lessons?
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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2006, 01:43:45 AM »
Funny Sind, that reminds me of the 16" native American stone phallus found recently in an old cornfield. The general consesus is that none of us would have wanted to run into the Indian it was modeled after! shocked
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