I'm running as a write in. I figger if all my facebook friends and gun board people all shared my name as a write in from now till Nov. 2016 I'm a cinch. The innertube tells me if you share this with 20 people and those 20 share with 20 etc etc, I will reach everyone in America including the dead to write me in.
Once elected, I'll be taking resume's for cushy jobs and cabinet positions.