Author Topic: Nuns unionize. Typical liberal Do-Gooder BS. Head-bang. Head-bang.  (Read 2302 times)

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http://scrappleface.com/2014/01/04/nuns-unionize-seek-obamacare-contraception-exemption/

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(2013-01-04) — Just hours after the Justice Department contested the Supreme Court delay of a federal mandate for contraceptive insurance, a plaintiff’s attorney announced that the Little Sisters of the Poor would form a collective bargaining unit and seek an exemption from ObamaCare.

“The nuns have sought refuge in a higher power,” according to an unnamed lawyer working on the case. “By incorporating as the International Sisterhood of Mercy Workers (Local 316), they hope to join the dozens of other organized labor groups that the Obama administration has shielded from the devastating impact of ObamaCare.”

The ISMW will reportedly devote itself to electing Democratic candidates, and to activism and lobbying in support of the party’s legislative agenda.

“The nuns have taken a vow of fundraising,” the attorney said, “and view their new calling as a sacred trust to be accepted on faith, just like any other union does.”

A White House spokesman said the president was “impressed with the sisters’ devotion, and inclined to reward their repentance.”

They have a convent/mission/outpost/coven locally.  I'm tempted to go down there on Monday and discuss this with them, but I'd probably wind up slapping one or more of them into the hereafter where Baby Jesus could share how He feels about their political activism.

Anybody have a thought or two you would like shared with them?

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Re: Nuns unionize. Typical liberal Do-Gooder BS. Head-bang. Head-bang.
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2014, 07:24:07 PM »
You are taking this seriously?   ???

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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2014, 07:24:35 PM »
Isn't scrappleface a parody website?

So hard to tell parody from reality in these times of madness.
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Re: Nuns unionize. Typical liberal Do-Gooder BS. Head-bang. Head-bang.
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2014, 07:48:43 PM »
Note to Moderattors:  This is not politics.  It is Socialism, or philosophy, or religion, or stupid human tricks.


Actually, it's none of the above, it's satire.  ;)
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2014, 08:05:17 PM »
Frickin' hilarious is what it is.  Sisterhood of Mercy Workers!   :rofl:

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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2014, 09:54:29 PM »
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(Local 316),

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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2014, 10:01:44 PM »
Scrappleface fancies itself a sort of a conservative Onion. I think most of the time they try too hard and aren't all that funny.
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2014, 10:15:50 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2014, 10:30:14 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2014, 10:30:49 AM »
Despite whatever good they may do, and no offense to anyone, and all spoofing aside, I could not help chuckling whenever I drove by their  magnificent edifice and beautiful  campus between Lowell and Newton on West 29th Avenue in Denver and saw their "Little Sisters of the Poor" sign.

It was a whole big block in area in a middle-class old-house neighborhood, magnificently landscaped, with very impressive architecture.



And that's only the front part of the campus -- the Mullen House for care of the aged.

The West 29th Ave route to downtown Denver was one of the best-kept  commuter's secrets in the area to avoid the usual traffic jams on the highways.  Drove by it almost every day.  Their sign always gave me a little grin.  "Poor," huh?

As I said, all "do-goody" and Obamacare and "unionizing" satire aside, I just could not help whimsically smirking as I drove by.  I'm sure they do a lot of actual good.

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2014, 11:06:57 AM »
Lulz to hear the conservative pundits tell it, they're poor little nuns living in poverty to save the poor people.....
Nice digs there.
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2014, 11:19:48 AM »
Looks like a Bond Villain compound  :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2014, 01:11:56 PM »
All digs aside.  My understanding is that they take in aged folks who pretty much don't have much family and/or resources whose only other option is the county home.  There's one in Indianapolis.

So I'll give them a pass for giving old folks a nice(r) waiting room to meet G-d.   The nuns still do live in "poverty" meaning, they don't have iPhones, big screen TV's, drive Cadillacs, (I passed a bunch of them one time.  There were four of 'em crammed into a 1993ish Ford Fiesta, this was 2008 or 9)  they possess very little other then their clothes, and maybe their bed.   The convents aren't Rockin', Happenin' Places, and most of what they raise (84%) goes to  housing and feeding those they take in.  In fact, IIRC they take in anyone, even if not Catholic.

How do I know?  We threatened to put Mom in there one time.  We showed her the research we had done on old folks homes to get her to behave.....for a while.  


Having said that.  The story in the OP is High-Larious as is:

Looks like a Bond Villain compound  :lol:

It would be the perfect cover for concealing your plan to take over the world.   >:D >:D

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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2014, 02:09:31 PM »
Those critiquing the space, you do realize that sort of thing is specifically endowed or donated by rich Catholics looking to pry the needle's eye a bit wider, right? It isn't the nuns spending the collection plare cash.

That the beauty and comfort is for the people they care for while they almost certainly live in spartan and modest quarters on site?
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2014, 02:36:59 PM »
Back when I was working for the large multi-state Catholic healthcare system, what I saw in the skilled nursing facilities run by them, as opposed to the some of the secular SNFs, made me decide that when the time comes, I and my wife will push to be put into a SNF run by a religious order.  I think the did a better job than the entirely for-profit facilities.
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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2014, 05:13:11 PM »
^, ^^, ^^^

Glad you guys added those posts and thank you.  I was just pointing out the incongruity between the name and the digs.  ( I especially appreciated Carberry's remark about the needle's eye.)

Sorta like nicknaming a 350-lb guy "Tiny," or a bald guy "Curly."  (With a nod to Bob Newhart for the joke.)

Maybe I didn't emphasize that enough.

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« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2014, 06:43:20 PM »
HA!

local 316, what is the significance?
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^^^ John 3:16, one of the most quoted verses of the Bible.
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« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2014, 07:00:28 PM »
I thought so after googling 316 but wasn't sure
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« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2014, 07:36:24 PM »
Those critiquing the space, you do realize that sort of thing is specifically endowed or donated by rich Catholics looking to pry the needle's eye a bit wider, right? . . .

... I especially appreciated Carberry's remark about the needle's eye.) . . . It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” (Matthew 19:24 et Mark 10:25, Luke 18:25).

Just as a matter of interest . . . you do both know that in ancient times with walled cities, the Biblical "eye of the needle" reference was a colloquial term meaning a secondary city gate or doorway sized for a man - not a camel - rather than the hole in the end of a sewing needle, right? Getting a camel to kneel and scoot through a little hole must have been a chore, but not quite the seeming physical impossibility of getting the camel through a sewing implement.
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« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2014, 08:17:52 PM »
Just as a matter of interest . . . you do both know that in ancient times with walled cities, the Biblical "eye of the needle" reference was a colloquial term meaning a secondary city gate or doorway sized for a man - not a camel - rather than the hole in the end of a sewing needle, right? Getting a camel to kneel and scoot through a little hole must have been a chore, but not quite the seeming physical impossibility of getting the camel through a sewing implement.

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« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2014, 10:14:27 PM »
Those critiquing the space, you do realize that sort of thing is specifically endowed or donated by rich Catholics looking to pry the needle's eye a bit wider, right? It isn't the nuns spending the collection plare cash.

This, and while it looks nice, much of that seems to be landscaping and keeping the building up-which is a lot easier when you have lots of volunteer labor to do it.  It's most certainly for a lot of people.

I dislike the idea that 'well kept' = rich.  If you take care of your stuff you can have 'nice things' for not a lot of money.

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« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2014, 10:41:54 AM »
That 316 always catches my eye, like the $3.16.9 price per gallon of gas at a local fuelery a couple of days ago.  The "9" of course, is a little tiny add-on number, so 3.16 jumped out at me.

Sorta like catching calibers on digital clocks and the like... 2:43, 3:57 and that there kinda thing.

Would I be a prick if I re-emphasized that I was not knocking the Little Sisters of the Poor, just the juxtaposition of "Poor" and the beautiful surroundings?

Thanks for the sidelight on the "eye of the needle" expression, HankB.  Sort of like the "Let no man add or take away from these words" ending of some Biblical (and I'm sure other contemporary) writings.

I'd like to add that even if they actually are unionizing somehow to beat out some of the Affordable Care Act costs, it's probably just a good business practice.  I would not be surprised if other companies, organizations, or whatever, are taking advantage of that as an unintended cost-avoidance "loophole."

You know, like, "Let's pass this 1000+ page bill so we can find out what's in it." (Feinstein?)

I can hear the "secular" discussion that probably went on, in my mind's ear:

"Oooookay, Monsignor, then how about we unionize the facility?  That might work."

"Hmmmm, not a bad idea, Father.  Why don't you look into it for me?  What do you think?  The Teamsters?"

"Yeah, well, maybe.  They're always looking for new affiliates."

"Okay, it's a go on that... now, how about the new roof on St. Swithin's  Church? Isn't that the oldest Church in the Parish?  Father Francis, have you looked into getting bids for that?"

 >:D ....  :D

I can see it now:  "Little Sisters of the Poor, Teamsters Affiliate Local 316."

Hey, it's a business, too, just like any other.

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« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2014, 11:44:29 AM »
So, Terry, are you saying that the Bishop and Father would issue a strike call if the collections were not up to supporting a new roof for St. Swithin's?  Nuns walking a picket line in frot of their SNF, then heading back inside for their scheduled shift?

I do know that one year the Little Sisters here took to the streets, standing on street corners with collection buckets.  It was before the days of the professional schnorers with their cardboard signs.  Today I fear there would be harsh words (and probably more) if they showed up on someone's corner.

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