Conservatives love bacon because they hate Jews

[Balog]

http://minx.cc/?post=346656

http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2014/01/my-breakfast-means-i-love-hitler.html

The graf at the end of Tam's take on it is especially relevant to our interests here I think.

[roo_ster]

Again, the left is beyond parody.

[MillCreek]

So you are saying that I should stop arranging my bacon in the shape of two eight's?  Or even a one and a four?

[Balog]

I should've known from the shaved head...

[roo_ster]

So you are saying that I should stop arranging my bacon in the shape of two eight's?  Or even a one and a four?

No, that is fine.  What is now, uh, not so kosher is this:


Or this:

[MillCreek]

^^^ Doesn't Smith Enterprises 'own that skull'?

[roo_ster]

^^^ Doesn't Smith Enterprises 'own that skull'?

No,  the "sunny side up" egg skull is completotally different from the "over medium" skull used by Smith.

[Blakenzy]

Well duh! Eating bacon clearly has nothing to do with the tasty, taste taste.

Does this mean bacon has be Godwined?

[Perd Hapley]

http://minx.cc/?post=346656

http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2014/01/my-breakfast-means-i-love-hitler.html

The graf at the end of Tam's take on it is especially relevant to our interests here I think.

graf? 

[Balog]

Paragraph. Not sure when that became a popular slang/industry term substitution, but it's in common use.

[Perd Hapley]

So when I put a pound of bacon in the oven, I'm really wishing it were a pound of Jews?

[Gowen]

Back on Jan 2 I had my gallbladder removed.  The morning I got sick from a gallbladder attack, I had a bunch of bacon.  Since then, I've not wanted any.  I almost feel as if I should turn in my Man Card.

[Tallpine]

I thought it was the Liberals that hated Jews 

I can't keep up 

[red headed stranger]

In 2014 USA, you can't get much more mainstream than bacon.  Clearly, we all hate the Jews. 

[Boomhauer]

In 2014 USA, you can't get much more mainstream than bacon.  Clearly, we all hate the Jews. 

Jews, Muslims, Christians, Buddhists, Scientologists...I hate everybody

[RoadKingLarry]

WOW.
I was right fond of bacon long before I have any memory of even hearing the word jew let alone having and clue to what it means.
I guess I'll just have to cut back on the bacon and eat more ham.

[Perd Hapley]

I like bacon cheeseburgers, since I hate the Hindoos and the Joos. And vegans.

With growth hormones in the beef, since I hate them organic types.