Please to stay away, pasty pale people!

[MillCreek]

http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/03/whites-unwelcome-at-college-diversity-happy-hour/

As a high SPF person, I am offended!

[K Frame]

Could you imagine if the white staff at the college tried to set something like that up?

Holy hell it would be ugly.

[vaskidmark]

Where I live I am the racial minority - but can I (or others like me) get affirmative action?

The sins of my forefathers were committed on the plains of Poland, and the sins of my foremothers were committed in the forests of Russia.  So howcome I have to pay here in the USA for what they did over there?  Must be part of somebody's dream of getting even instead of getting ahead.

The rule seems to be the perceived underdog can form any sort of affinity group it wants to and get society's blessings (unless they happen to be gun owners grouping together), but let the majority just try to exert itself as the majority and watch the tar get splattered about.

If I marry a black Pacific Islander Aleute female parapalegic head of household with service-connected PTSD, do any of the bonus points rub off?

stay safe.

[brimic]

If I marry a black Pacific Islander Aleute female parapalegic head of household with service-connected PTSD, do any of the bonus points rub off?

Nope, she would have to be a transgender for that to occur.

[Viking]

Where I live I am the racial minority - but can I (or others like me) get affirmative action?

The sins of my forefathers were committed on the plains of Poland, and the sins of my foremothers were committed in the forests of Russia.  So howcome I have to pay here in the USA for what they did over there?  Must be part of somebody's dream of getting even instead of getting ahead.

The rule seems to be the perceived underdog can form any sort of affinity group it wants to and get society's blessings (unless they happen to be gun owners grouping together), but let the majority just try to exert itself as the majority and watch the tar get splattered about.

If I marry a black Pacific Islander Aleute female parapalegic head of household with service-connected PTSD, do any of the bonus points rub off?

stay safe.

No, that'd be rape. See, women, especially women of color, have no agency - the only reason they allow us men shitlords to stick our Oppression Rods in them is because of internalized misogyny, and in this case, it'd also be internalized racism, because no sane (translation: "3rd wave feminist") wymyn yf cylyr would ever allow a shitlord (ie: you) to Oppress her with his penis Rape Rod.

[lee n. field]

We must be an extremely rich culture, to be able to tolerate such nonsense.

[Boomhauer]

Oppression Rods

I have a new favorite term...

[Perd Hapley]

Let us welcome such inanities. Let the Occupiers show their true selves.

[BlueStarLizzard]

Can I go if I get really, really sunburned? Cause I'm not white with sunburn. Hot pink and lobster red is very colorful!!

[Perd Hapley]

Can I go if I get really, really sunburned? Cause I'm not white with sunburn. Hot pink and lobster red is very colorful!!

How dare you go and show off your sunburn to the melanin-sufficient, as a badge of your white privilege?! Bigot.

Just show up with pasty, white winter skin, and tell them you're a lesbian.

[BlueStarLizzard]

How dare you go and show off your sunburn to the melanin-sufficient, as a badge of your white privilege?! Bigot.

Just show up with pasty, white winter skin, and tell them you're a lesbian.

But then I sparkle and blind people, which makes people think I'm a vampire from those stupid books.

[Sergeant Bob]

No, that'd be rape. See, women, especially women of color, have no agency - the only reason they allow us men shitlords to stick our Oppression Rods in them is because of internalized misogyny, and in this case, it'd also be internalized racism, because no sane (translation: "3rd wave feminist") wymyn yf cylyr would ever allow a shitlord (ie: you) to Oppress her with his penis Rape Rod.

I guffawed!

[Perd Hapley]

But then I sparkle and blind people, which makes people think I'm a vampire from those stupid books.

All good. Aren't vampires a minority?

[BlueStarLizzard]

All good. Aren't vampires a minority?

Yeah, but usually people don't care to party with us since we drink all their blood. Except those stupid kids that wear all black and lots of crappy jewelery.

[Scout26]

No, that'd be rape. See, women, especially women of color, have no agency - the only reason they allow us men shitlords to stick our Oppression Rods in them is because of internalized misogyny, and in this case, it'd also be internalized racism, because no sane (translation: "3rd wave feminist") wymyn yf cylyr would ever allow a shitlord (ie: you) to Oppress her with his penis Rape Rod.

Dude !!!   

The fact that you speak their language so fluently means that we have simply got to find you some new friends.   

[Perd Hapley]

Yeah, but usually people don't care to party with us since we drink all their blood.

No, you're all just tools. 

[Viking]

Dude !!!   

The fact that you speak their language so fluently means that we have simply got to find you some new friends.   

Nah, I lurk around on a few sub-reddits to remind myself that there are some really, really *expletive deleted*ed up people out there. And also to laugh at them.

I guffawed!

There are people who actually believe this *expletive deleted*it.

[æg151337]

I'm half white and half asian... do i just... put my head in the sand or something?

Them asians really hate us half breeds. And most other white folks think im just plain asian. I can't even tell other asians apart... im so confused.

I have to say, i think caucasians in the U.S. are probably the least racist people in the world. After watching some korean news with my mom, I know that at least they're definitely not as racist as them. I got some serious bad looks in Singapore. I overheard some indian kids on the train there just rattling off types of people they don't like. Not attitudes or personalities, but different races. So, i can say from experience, that them asians are a pretty racist group as a whole, and at least a small group of indian kids.

There is no such thing as a hyphenated American who is a good American

I think that's from President Teddy Roosevelt IIRC.

Either way, that's how i look at it.

There was another good one from Woodrow Wilson, but it was in an article with him talking about supporting the "league of Nations"

[Stand_watie]

I'm half white and half asian... do i just... put my head in the sand or something?

Them asians really hate us half breeds. And most other white folks think im just plain asian. I can't even tell other asians apart... im so confused.

I have to say, i think caucasians in the U.S. are probably the least racist people in the world. After watching some korean news with my mom, I know that at least they're definitely not as racist as them. I got some serious bad looks in Singapore. I overheard some indian kids on the train there just rattling off types of people they don't like. Not attitudes or personalities, but different races. So, i can say from experience, that them asians are a pretty racist group as a whole, and at least a small group of indian kids.

I think that's from President Teddy Roosevelt IIRC.

Either way, that's how i look at it.

There was another good one from Woodrow Wilson, but it was in an article with him talking about supporting the "league of Nations"

Do you speak Korean? I had to laugh the other day when my daughter remarked that Psy looks like Kim Jong Un and then got all offended when I pointed out the obvious.

[Perd Hapley]

So, i can say from experience, that them asians are a pretty racist group as a whole

I see what you did there.

[Tallpine]

Can I go if I get really, really sunburned? Cause I'm not white with sunburn. Hot pink and lobster red is very colorful!!

Funny thing is that when in the summer I go sleeveless and/or without a shirt a lot, I get so brown that people say I look like an Indian 

[Ron]

Friends of the family who are both Italian have children that get very dark tans in the summer.

They moved up to northern Wisconsin (job related) and were appalled how their children were treated at school.

They were poorly treated as everyone at school assumed they were indigenous kids related to the local reservation.

Between them not being able to integrate into the small town of where they moved and the constant taunting their children received at school they moved back to the Chicago burbs two years later.

[KD5NRH]

Do you speak Korean? I had to laugh the other day when my daughter remarked that Psy looks like Kim Jong Un and then got all offended when I pointed out the obvious.

That there just aren't that many fat Koreans?

[vaskidmark]

That there just aren't that many fat Koreans?

Well, not in North Korea.

Not a huge passel of them that I ever noticed in South Korea, but Koreatown in various US cities the signs of wealth are more on display.

stay safe.

[Blakenzy]

Should have called it a 'mild' diversity happy hour.