Pipsqueak!
Seventeen (17) times someone/something has tried to kill me. Obviously, the score is Something 0/skidmark 17.
(Amazingly, only 3 were close-up face-to-face events. Two guys who tried to stab me* and one that shot at me from close enough to read his nametape if they wore nametap[es on black silk pjs.)
stay safe.
* - Does anybody know the statute of limitations for St. John's, Nova Scotia? I remember it as a pretty place & might want to go back.