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Why Mommy is a Democrat
« on: September 23, 2006, 01:47:56 PM »
http://littledemocrats.net/

Saw this book floating about...

Anyone care to write 'Why Daddy is a Republican'

or 'Why Grandpa Says to Hell With All Them Buggerts'?
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2006, 01:51:10 PM »
One of the absolute greatest things about childhood is a near complete ignorance of politics. Why take that away?
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2006, 01:57:12 PM »
True enough.  But you know what the left is good at - gettin' 'em while they're young.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2006, 02:31:04 PM »
I leafed through a copy at a bookstore the other day.  It reafirmed my belief that many Democrats don't have the firmset of grips on reality.
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2006, 02:48:42 PM »
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True enough.  But you know what the left is good at - gettin' while they're young.
I thought the right was supposed to be better than them, not exactly the same.
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2006, 03:15:11 PM »
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One of the absolute greatest things about childhood is a near complete ignorance of politics. Why take that away?
People have always tried to recruit for their cause from a very young age. Both bad causes and good once. How is today different from 200 years ago?
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2006, 03:26:21 PM »
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True enough.  But you know what the left is good at - gettin' while they're young.
I thought the right was supposed to be better than them, not exactly the same.
What are you saying?
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2006, 06:24:48 PM »
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One of the absolute greatest things about childhood is a near complete ignorance of politics. Why take that away?
People have always tried to recruit for their cause from a very young age. Both bad causes and good once. How is today different from 200 years ago?
More than 200 years.

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"Give me a child until he is seven and I will give you the man."
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2006, 06:36:33 PM »
What I am saying is that political zelots are the same no matter what they happen to believe. The ends always justify the means, and we would all be better off without them.
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2006, 06:51:17 PM »
OK.  Maybe you misunderstood my comment.
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2006, 08:33:43 PM »
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What I am saying is that political zelots are the same no matter what they happen to believe.
Well, thank you very much! I've spent the past 5+ years fighting to get a shall-issue CCW bill signed into law here in WI.

Truthfully, it really doesn't affect me personally. The odds of me getting patted down these days are pretty slim.

Also, I have the business cards of a few police chiefs and sheriffs. Each one has told me that, if one of their officers or deputies finds my gun, I should just have the officer or deputy call the number on the card, and I'll walk away free.

It's not right until everyone has that right (or, in my case, privelege).

I'll wear the "zealot" tag with pride.
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2006, 05:07:35 AM »
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What I am saying is that political zelots are the same no matter what they happen to believe
Yes, I agree to some extent.

Everybody believes he is right and the other ones are criminally wrong.

However, I suspect sometimes the political zealots might be right. In some issues, there IS a right and wrong and black and white.

Slavery was evil. There was no ifs and buts about it, chattel slavery was evil. The world would not be better off without the abolitionists.

The world would not be better off without Samuel Adams either.

Should I lug out that Goldwater quote again? Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2006, 09:08:58 AM »
Wow.  That is some blatant propaganda.  I'd like to see the reaction to Daddy's a Republican.  

Daddy's a Libertarian should be good.
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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2006, 09:15:48 AM »
I will make the first page of Daddy is a Republican.

"Daddy is a Republican because someone has to protect you from Democrat Mommy's blatant head-in-the-sand idiocy."

Maybe a little too blunt?
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« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2006, 09:18:23 AM »
Why is a family of squirrels?  Should be a family of donkeys. And where is the father in the sample pages?
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« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2006, 09:33:34 AM »
Wow, I didn't notice (at first) the little vignettes behind the main pictures on the sample pages.

What a magical pile of BS.
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« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2006, 10:26:47 AM »
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What a magical pile of BS.
Hee-hee!


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Where is the father?
Don't you know that fathers are superfluous and even dangerous?  Fathers hurt Mommy and use her for sex.  They objectify Mommy and subject Mommy to patriarchal domination.  Fathers are always at work or at play, and when they are home they watch TV and drink beer.  They are drudges and brutes, unless they will do as Mommy says.  Well, we don't need his money or his demands for humiliating sex acts!  Mommy is her own woman, and she can do it by herself!
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« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2006, 10:30:27 AM »
Well, we could take the book, scratch out "Democrat" and replace it with party of choice. Wink
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« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2006, 11:08:04 AM »
Daddy, why is mommy a tree rat?
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« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2006, 11:54:45 AM »
I love the sample pages...
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Democrats make sure we share all our toys, just like Mommy does.
It would be a great lesson if Mommy took away the action figure little Timmy sold lemonade to earn, and gave it to little Bobby down the street. Instant conservative/libertarian! I doubt little ones are yet capable of the doublethink needed to be comfortable with such behavior in practice. Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2006, 01:43:04 PM »
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Wow.  That is some blatant propaganda...
Daddy's a Libertarian should be good.
Sadly the Libertarian ideology requires thinking members and is not easily broken down into propaganda squirrel format.
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« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2006, 02:20:40 PM »
They should have called it 'Why you will hate commies when you grow up and learn to think on your own."
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« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2006, 03:17:33 PM »
What the hell is up with their ears?
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« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2006, 03:42:31 PM »
Even more ham-handed is "Liberals Under the Bed".

If I ever have kids then I'll just buy them a bunch of Heinlein novels.
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