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wmenorr67

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Time to discuss the important things part II
« on: June 10, 2014, 06:54:07 AM »
When using TP do you tend to wad it, neatly fold it or some combination of both?

Myself I tend to use a combination.
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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2014, 07:57:15 AM »
And here I thought boxers or briefs was an inappropriate question.  :facepalm:
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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2014, 08:44:15 AM »
Oragami.

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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2014, 09:03:04 AM »
Wadding is inefficient and leads to, ahem, improvisation when you run out prematurely.
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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2014, 09:31:46 AM »
Wadding is wasteful. 

And quit plugging up the damn terlet!
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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2014, 09:33:12 AM »
Wadding is wasteful.  

And quit plugging up the damn terlet!
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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2014, 11:07:23 AM »
Ah yes. I fully intend to install a quality bidet-seat on the toilet in the master bath of my next house.

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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2014, 12:54:09 PM »
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Time to discuss the important things part II

And part III is "up, down, or whatever."
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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2014, 01:03:30 PM »
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When leaving the toilet, one is advised to leave with the right foot,[5] and also say a prayer – "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."

perhaps the wiping isn't the most important part...... to some people.   ;)



or maybe even;





OK, that's all I got here. I'll be on my way tot he next thread.  =)

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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2014, 05:13:15 PM »


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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2014, 05:24:42 PM »
Odd place for a water fountain  =D
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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2014, 05:44:06 PM »
Is it a really slow day or something  ???   ;/
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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2014, 05:51:10 PM »
Is it a really slow day or something  ???   ;/

Slow enough for you to have time to post on a thread about toilet paper.  ;)

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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2014, 05:58:25 PM »
I'd like to have one of them boot cleaners in the bathroom.  Where can I get one?
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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2014, 08:44:15 PM »
I'd like to have one of them boot cleaners in the bathroom.  Where can I get one?

I was thinking easy place to wash the dogs.
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Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2014, 09:53:15 PM »
I just hope it's warm water.  ;)
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Re: Re: Time to discuss the important things part II
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2014, 10:56:43 PM »
Bidet toilet seat ftw.
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