that was my first thought. ML getting back w/ the ex.
Uh, no. Not in this life or any other.
This is an interesting thread, though. It's one of the curious pathologies of internet forums that the simpler the question, the more likely it is that the replies will not answer it directly.
The OP asked for recommendations for an off-the-shelf pina colada mix. I received six suggestions on how to make my own, a vote for rye whiskey, a suggestion to give her a Grasshopper, a Garth Brooks song, commentary on hipsters, reminiscing about making candy drinks in Australia, two posts in Latin, and one post with a suggestion on what mix to use.
Next time I'll ask how to change out the tail rotor on a Bell AH-1.