No, Fistful, you have to look at things in a positive way. They'd be BubbaBarbara.
Have to agree on the trust issue.
Back in 1990 or so, I started taking my solo motorcycle trips out west. My landlord, who was pretty much of a lecherous type, said, "my wife would never let me go on a trip like that by myself!"
I answered, "and I don't blame her, Roger. But my wife knows she can trust me."