Jesus H Christ. Private Pyle, why is your foot locker unlocked?
Sir, I don't know, SIR.
Private Pyle, IF THERE IS ONE THING IN THIS WORLD THAT I HATE IT IS AN UNLOCKED FOOTLOCKER. You know that don't you.
Sir, yes Sir.
If it wasn't for dickheads like you there wouldn't be any thievery in this world! Would there?
Sir, no Sir!
GET DOWN!
Well, now, let's just see if there's anything missing!
Holy Jesus! What is that!? WHAT THE *expletive deleted*ck IS THAT?? WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE?
SIR, a jelly donut, SIR.