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If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« on: September 09, 2014, 03:26:07 PM »
http://www.inquisitr.com/1457554/gwyneth-paltrow-converting-to-judaism-says-shes-the-original-jewish-mother/

Her daddy comes from a long line of rabbis.  But he was not one himself.

She has been studying Kaballah.  Big deal - so did Madonna and look what that got her.

But the real kicker?  "In 2013, while she was promoting her new cookbook, It’s All Good, she proclaimed that she thought herself to be “the original Jewish mother” because of how she enjoys cooking for people."

Does she not know that Jewish mothers nag, try to hook their daughters with doctors, and provide first class deluxe tickets to guilt trips?

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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2014, 04:03:52 PM »
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She has been studying Kaballah.  Big deal - so did Madonna and look what that got her.

As well as Brittney Spears!
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2014, 10:00:03 PM »
Quote from: brimic on September 09, 2014, 04:03:52 PM
As well as Brittney Spears!

Madonna studied Brit'nay? ???

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If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2014, 10:08:13 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on September 09, 2014, 10:00:03 PM
Madonna studied Brit'nay? ???

stay safe.


Well...
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2014, 10:08:49 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on September 09, 2014, 03:26:07 PM
. . . she proclaimed that she thought herself to be “the original Jewish mother” because of how she enjoys cooking for people."
Oh yeah? Let's see her cook up a genuine BLT.
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2014, 10:31:24 PM »
*expletive deleted*ing celebrities...

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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2014, 12:31:39 AM »
I've been trying to find a good YouTube clip of Howard and his mom yelling at each other.
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2014, 06:39:30 AM »

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Duration 00:1:40

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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2014, 09:50:59 AM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on September 09, 2014, 10:00:03 PM
Madonna studied Brit'nay? ???

stay safe.

They did kiss on stage.
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2014, 10:34:26 AM »
Quote from: Dannyboy on September 10, 2014, 09:50:59 AM
They did kiss on stage.
Quick quiz:  Who was the other chick Madonna kissed on stage at the same time?  That gets left out all the time as everyone was hot for teenage Britney. 
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2014, 10:36:12 AM »
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“Like, 17 generations of rabbis — you see, I really am a Jewish princess!”

Does that explain something?   :laugh:
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2014, 01:06:23 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on September 10, 2014, 12:31:39 AM
I've been trying to find a good YouTube clip of Howard and his mom yelling at each other.

Howard...?  Howard the Duck? ???
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2014, 03:14:57 PM »
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2014, 12:08:00 AM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on September 10, 2014, 03:14:57 PM
http://youtu.be/iyCesEFatlY

Don't you never show me a dude that ugly again. Unless, that is, encouraging me to swallow buckshot was your intention.

And in that case, I'd still prefer you didn't.
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2014, 01:43:23 AM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on September 10, 2014, 10:34:26 AM
Quick quiz:  Who was the other chick Madonna kissed on stage at the same time?  That gets left out all the time as everyone was hot for teenage Britney. 

Helen Thomas??

Hell, I dunno!
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2014, 07:27:44 AM »
Quote from: fistful on September 11, 2014, 12:08:00 AM
Don't you never show me a dude that ugly again. Unless, that is, encouraging me to swallow buckshot was your intention.

And in that case, I'd still prefer you didn't.

 http://youtu.be/niUSMOl0XOA

Penny doesn't much like him, either.
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2014, 09:07:34 AM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on September 11, 2014, 01:43:23 AM
Helen Thomas??

Hell, I dunno!
I thought it was Christina Aguilera (sp?).  They did a dance together with Madonna.  I just remember seeing the video later.   =D
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Re: If I was observant I'd convert to Catholicism
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2014, 12:36:29 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on September 10, 2014, 12:31:39 AM
I've been trying to find a good YouTube clip of Howard and his mom yelling at each other.

Try this:

The big bang theory Howard Best of (Greek subs HD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjWlxnkFl2Y

Yeah, it's 13 minutes long.  The parts you're looking for are:

5:04-6:01
9:45-10:38
11:43-12:12
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