Birth control is sinful in the Christian marriages!

[MillCreek]

http://www.amazon.com/Control-Christian-Marriages-Priesthood-Children/dp/1425992609/ref=sr_1_1?tag=iflt-20

She also has a first degree black belt in karate, which is more than any of you will ever have!  Holyspirit!

[KD5NRH]

http://www.amazon.com/Control-Christian-Marriages-Priesthood-Children/dp/1425992609/ref=sr_1_1?tag=iflt-20

She also has a first degree black belt in karate, which is more than any of you will ever have!  Holyspirit!

Is that a transvestite?

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

Is she really getting 140 a copy?


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[roo_ster]

Seeing this sort of thing is inspiring.  In a "If a mook like THAT can write a book, how hard can it be?" sort of way.

[cambeul41]

The reader comments are excellent!

[BlueStarLizzard]

well, there it is. I didn't know there was this alternate spelling of "Eliyzabeth". I wish I still didn't know.

[Perd Hapley]

The reader comments are excellent!

Unnecessary for those who have a face like a dropped meat pie by Grogan

Despite being written entirely in BLOCK CAPITALS, this self-published work conveys its message elegantly. In fact, you don't even need to read it to understand the main argument being put forward.

True, by avoiding this book you will miss out on the precise location of the heretical surfboard worshipped by the British royal family and the sinister significance of Abe Lincoln's unholy quadrille. You will also miss out on the explanation of why the Hairy-Eared Dwarf Lemur is really God's own tree-dwelling angel-on-earth and on the coded instructions showing how to grow a prize-winning mushroom, which the author cunningly gleaned from a close textural analysis of St. Paul's third birthday card to the Corinthians.

That aside, my big problem with this book is that the 'birth control is sinful' message is difficult for most regular-looking people to put into practice. I wonder if this lack of guidance is down to the author's own sexual inexperience brought about by her scary fanaticism and a face that would scare a dog out of a butcher's shop.

[vaskidmark]

It's not available on Kindle?  Deal killer, as far as I'm concerned.

stay safe.

PS - she's not ugly.  Ugly is way better looking than she is.

[Hawkmoon]

Ouch!

THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK:

Last time I checked, [the] Holy Spirit was two words.

WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS.

So, is the book from the Holy Spirit, or is it from God? Or is it from Christ Jesus? Yes, I understand that they are the Trinity (for those who believe in the Trinity), but I've never yet encountered anyone who has claimed that ALL THREE are speaking through him/her at the same time.

THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE:

Is she referring to multiple gods (polytheism), or does she not know where to find the apostrophe on her case-challenged keyboard?

THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS.

This isn't even a sentence; it has no verb.

BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH

Yet another grammatical fail.

So why should I consider, even for a nanosecond, buying a book by a lunatic who thinks God/HolySpirit/Jesus is speaking through her yet who can't manage to put together even ONE grammatically correct sentence in her sample paragraph?

[Perd Hapley]

Hawkmoon, when it comes to the third person of the Trinity, I'm genuinely surprised she even calls him HOLYSPIRIT, and not HOLYGHOST.

THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS & CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS.

I don't know. I'm willing to give up every tiny little bit of self-seeking and wickedness, but when it comes to FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS, I draw the line. I mean, why should the HOLYSPIRIT expect me to give those up?!

[Boomhauer]

http://www.amazon.com/Control-Christian-Marriages-Priesthood-Children/dp/1425992609/ref=sr_1_1?tag=iflt-20

She also has a first degree black belt in karate, which is more than any of you will ever have!  Holyspirit!

The Dane Cook of Martial Arts!



I have a black belt in Rex Kwan Do. Way superior to Karate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzh9koy7b1E

[Hawkmoon]

A book that's clearly aimed at the mathematics challenged population ...

14 New from $73.92 2 Used from $152.83

Who else would pay twice as much for a used copy as for a new copy?

[MechAg94]

When I saw the title here, I thought it might be in reference to the fact that part of the reason the black population is stagnant and th Hispnic population is growing is partly due to abortion.  Something tells me this book isn't going to approach it from that angle.

[erictank]

A book that's clearly aimed at the mathematics challenged population ...

Who else would pay twice as much for a used copy as for a new copy?

I've seen that fairly often on Amazon, and I'm really not sure why. Do sellers not have a chance to see what new copies of whatever they're selling are currently going for, before they enter their own price for the used one(s) they are selling?

Sure, if you've got a gently-used first edition of something in demand, I could understand charging more than for 20th-ed. new copies. But a lot of times, that doesn't seem to be the case, and the used prices are just stupidly elevated.

Might just come down to "A tax on people who are bad at math." Caveat emptor, and all that.

[MechAg94]

Hey, it might be a signed copy with a large size signed fold out picture of the author.   

[Tallpine]

So why should I consider, even for a nanosecond, buying a book by a lunatic who thinks God/HolySpirit/Jesus is speaking through her yet who can't manage to put together even ONE grammatically correct sentence in her sample paragraph?

That's the grammur directly from Hollyspirit so it must be right and the rest of us is all wrong. 

You better repent from you're grammatical sins 

[MillCreek]

I had always pictured the Lord as having impeccable grammar, spelling and tone of voice.  Much like Michael Gambon as Dumbledore.

[BlueStarLizzard]

I had always pictured the Lord as having impeccable grammar, spelling and tone of voice.  Much like Michael Gambon as Dumbledore.

wait, Dumbledore is God? Awesome!!!!

[Tallpine]

wait, Dumbledore is God? Awesome!!!!

An old white guy - makes sense 

[KD5NRH]

Isn't her creepy-ass appearance a form of birth control in itself?

[MillCreek]

An old white guy - makes sense 

Especially to those of us rapidly approaching that description.

[cambeul41]

"I had always pictured the Lord as having impeccable grammar, spelling and tone of voice."

He might, but in Aramaic or some such language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUGrXljE6OQ

[Hawkmoon]

"I had always pictured the Lord as having impeccable grammar, spelling and tone of voice."

He might, but in Aramaic or some such language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUGrXljE6OQ

I like the musical parts very much but ... since God is God, can't He talk to any of us in our own language (or communicate telepathically so that we understand Him without the need for artificial language)?

[41magsnub]

That's the grammur directly from Hollyspirit so it must be right and the rest of us is all wrong. 

You better repent from you're grammatical sins 

She's writing in grammatical tongues

[Scout26]