Author Topic: Did you know? Hunting turns children into cannibals.  (Read 550 times)

Perd Hapley

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Did you know? Hunting turns children into cannibals.
« on: November 15, 2014, 11:16:28 AM »

It's true!

http://modernwomandigest.com/children-hunting-spawn-serial-killer/


I found this while looking into the story that the U.N. had rebuffed Michael Brown's parents, and told them the officer acted appropriately. It apparently came from some web site (National Report) that mixes current events with outright fabrication, but not in a humorous way. I'm not sure what their game is, unless it's just web traffic.

Anyway, the same "journalist" wrote both articles.
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2014, 11:24:54 AM »
Seems like being able to hunt effectively would keep one from having to resort to cannibalism
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Re: Did you know? Hunting turns children into cannibals.
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2014, 04:26:42 PM »
She might have a future as a creative writer, but journalist? I don't think so.

She gets so impressed with her own verbal prowess that she can't even describe herself correctly.

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Jane M. Agni is a professional journalist residing in the rain-soaked city of Portland, Oregon. She has written for such fine websites as Modern Woman Digest and Civic Tribune. Her book entitled "The States Of Shame: Living As A Liberated Womyn In America" appeared on Oprah's Book Club and quickly went bestseller shortly thereafter.

The problem is that "womyn" is a plural noun, not singular.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womyn

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Womyn
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