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what universe do you come from problem
« on: November 27, 2014, 02:24:21 PM »
A riff on "first world problems".

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2848699/Boy-today-girl-tomorrow-Teenager-bi-gender-boyfriend-says-loves-wakes-Ryan-Ria.html

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'It's so confusing,' he said. 'I have to guess which gender I'll be the following morning so I can plan my day.
'I try to work out how I feel the night before, so if I feel more feminine I'll have a shower and set my alarm earlier to make sure I have time to get ready.
'If I feel like a girl several days in a row, the upkeep can be hard.
'I need to shave my face, chest and legs every day, wash my hair and keep my make up in place.
'I feel like I prefer to be female but I'm much more relaxed in what I look like when I feel like a man.'
During the day, Ryan feels the urge to shift gender.
'If I see a pretty dress in a window, even if I'm in a male mood, I can feel myself standing differently. My mannerisms change,' he said.

I have words, but every time they come out they sound confused.

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Re: what universe do you come from problem
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2014, 02:33:51 PM »
*shrug* really, who cares?

I'm coming to the conclusion that the ones who make the most noise about gender distinctions, care more about making a fuss a hell of a lot more then just living how they want to live.
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Re: what universe do you come from problem
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2014, 03:04:41 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on November 27, 2014, 02:33:51 PM
*shrug* really, who cares?

I'm coming to the conclusion that the ones who make the most noise gender distinctions, care more about making a fuss a hell of a lot more then just living how they want to live.

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Re: what universe do you come from problem
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2014, 03:55:46 PM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on November 27, 2014, 03:04:41 PM
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Good of you to let each of your headmates weigh in on the issue.
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Re: what universe do you come from problem
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2014, 04:38:16 PM »
Quote from: Viking on November 27, 2014, 03:55:46 PM
Good of you to let each of your headmates weigh in on the issue.

"Headmates"?   ???
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Re: what universe do you come from problem
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2014, 04:39:29 PM »
Nevermind.  Pete explained it to me.  And Mike agreed with him.
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Re: what universe do you come from problem
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2014, 05:22:15 PM »
 :facepalm:

I can think of a number of things to say . . . but this is supposed to be a "family-friendly" website, so I'll restrain myself.
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Re: what universe do you come from problem
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2014, 07:56:58 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on November 27, 2014, 02:24:21 PM
I have words, but every time they come out they sound confused.

Really? How difficult is it to say, "Bat *expletive deleted*it crazy"?
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Re: what universe do you come from problem
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2014, 03:50:46 AM »
Gender is a mood now. I get it. 57 years and I've just never been in a she mood.
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