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Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« on: December 04, 2014, 10:34:28 AM »
Stephen Hawking wants to play a Bond Villain. They absolutely need to find a way to write him into the new Bond film "SPECTRE" which apparently starts filming this week.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11262059/Prof-Stephen-Hawking-make-me-a-Bond-villain.html
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2014, 10:48:32 AM »
Hell, yes!

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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2014, 12:35:01 PM »
HOLEEEEE CRAP!

That would be so damned awesome!

A modern-day Ernesto Blofled!
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2014, 02:40:53 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 04, 2014, 12:35:01 PM
A modern-day Ernesto Blofled!

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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2014, 03:18:14 PM »
Could you imagine the neat villain *expletive deleted*it they could hang off Hawking's chair??!!
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2014, 03:24:14 PM »
He would be the ultimate Bond Villian.

"WANT...TO...WATCH....ME....AUTOCLAVE.....THE....PLANET.....MR....BOND..."
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2014, 05:14:29 PM »
Bond films are usually just plain good escapist nonsense, but the franchise is getting a little long in the tooth.  Inserting Stephen Hawking as a villain might rejuvenate things a bit.  And it would add some serious cool factor for those of us that know who Hawking is.
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2014, 06:55:24 PM »
Oh. Hell. Yes!

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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2014, 10:06:48 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 04, 2014, 12:35:01 PM
HOLEEEEE CRAP!

That would be so damned awesome!

A modern-day Ernesto Blofled!

I believe it was Ernst Blofeld ...
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2014, 10:26:05 PM »
Yep, it was Ernst.

And speaking of Blofeld, came across this article...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2860934/Christoph-Waltz-speculated-play-villain-Blofeld-new-James-Bond-movie-Spectre.html

Not all that familiar with Christoph Waltz.
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2014, 10:48:11 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on December 04, 2014, 03:24:14 PM
He would be the ultimate Bond Villian.

"WANT...TO...WATCH....ME....AUTOCLAVE.....THE....PLANET.....MR....BOND..."

I guffawed!!!
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2014, 12:04:02 AM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on December 04, 2014, 10:48:11 PM
I guffawed!!!

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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2014, 12:07:38 AM »
Bring it on !  Hope he doesn't get type-cast, though.  >:D
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2014, 12:28:52 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on December 04, 2014, 05:14:29 PM
Bond films are usually just plain good escapist nonsense, but the franchise is getting a little long in the tooth.  Inserting Stephen Hawking as a villain might rejuvenate things a bit.  And it would add some serious cool factor for those of us that know who Hawking is.
The last new ones I saw seemed to be one long series of car chases and Jason Borne Kung Fu fights.  Maybe adding Hawking would slow things down a bit.
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2014, 02:36:38 AM »
He would be a perfect Bond villain. Or make him the big bad behind the villian
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2014, 12:28:07 PM »
Crossover potential with Terminator franchise--Skynet was really a hypergenius with a voicebox. [tinfoil] :cool:
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2014, 01:41:07 PM »
Quote from: SADShooter on December 05, 2014, 12:28:07 PM
Crossover potential with Terminator franchise--Skynet was really a hypergenius with a voicebox. [tinfoil] :cool:

Which would be ironically great, because I think Hawking recently released an article or statement that AI and robots will be the death of the human race.
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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2014, 01:58:42 PM »
Quote from: Ben on December 05, 2014, 01:41:07 PM
Which would be ironically great, because I think Hawking recently released an article or statement that AI and robots will be the death of the human race.

Viral marketing for a new Terminator franchise?

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Re: Stephen Hawking - Bond Villain
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2014, 06:05:10 PM »
Hawking as villain, and soundtrack by Pink Floyd.
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