I've seen some drivers with a poor sense of spatial relationships (as in, which way do I turn the wheel to position my car there), but this episode is so far over the top that I predict it will never be outdone. As for her claim that she wasn't aware she had hit the parked car -- BS. Unpossible.
They really should cancel her driver's license. Anyone so incapable of executing a simple maneuver like leaving a parking space should NOT be allowed on public roads.