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I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« on: December 14, 2014, 06:03:08 PM »
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2014, 06:55:21 PM »
Pity Grumpy Old Man ... she nailed him on both ends. Lumberjacks are a fig newton of the imagination, and people who write computer programs while dressed like lumberjacks are ...
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2014, 07:07:41 PM »
... if they want to wear flannel and not cut their hair, why not just be grunge?
It's got to be easier to learn a couple cords on a guitar and write, bad, angsty poetry than cutting down a tree.
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2014, 07:08:58 PM »
I think I'll put the flannel away till this fad blows over. But I ain't giving up the beard.
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2014, 07:10:39 PM »
... if they want to wear flannel and not cut their hair, why not just be grunge?
It's got to be easier to learn a couple cords on a guitar and write, bad, angsty poetry than cutting down a tree.

I'm pretty sure most of those adopting the "lumdersexual" persona wouldn't know which end of a chainsaw to hold.
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2014, 07:25:15 PM »
I'm pretty sure most of those adopting the "lumdersexual" persona wouldn't know which end of a chainsaw to hold.

Not to mention that cutting down a tree would dirty up their expensive, designer, "vintage" flannel, pants and boots.

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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2014, 07:43:53 PM »
I'm pretty sure most of those adopting the "lumdersexual" persona wouldn't know which end of a chainsaw to hold.

YouTube would have a busy day.
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2014, 07:56:12 PM »
Lots of bactine and band aids


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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2014, 09:55:59 AM »
I've got the beard and the flannel.  And you know, I have spent lots of time lately wondering if my masculinity is in crisis....

Seriously, where do these people come up with this BS?  You think I've got time to overanalyze my sexuality and conclude I need to get in touch with bogus folklore heroes?  Who does that?  Who thinks other people do that?

The author, Miss Willa Brown, needs to grow herself a beard and start wearing warm comfy clothes herself.  Maybe then she'll get it.

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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2014, 10:15:00 AM »
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2014, 12:03:19 PM »
It's got to be easier to learn a couple cords on a guitar and write, bad, angsty poetry than cutting down a tree.

Maybe, but cutting down trees is more satisfying.

Especially when I'm grilling wild game over the wood later.

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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2014, 01:13:37 PM »
Maybe, but cutting down trees is more satisfying.

Especially when I'm grilling wild game over the wood later.

The difference between you and the average inner city lumbersexual is that you actually have passing knowledge of of things like cutting down the tree, splitting the wood and acquiring wild game.

My point is not the guys who dress like a lumbersexual and actually have experience in the outdoors. I'm talking about the idiots who wouldn't know an oak from a pine, much less how to turn it into something you can put in a wood stove.
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2014, 01:16:54 PM »
http://www.duluthtrading.com/

Official store of the lumbersexuals.
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2014, 01:36:05 PM »
http://www.duluthtrading.com/

Official store of the lumbersexuals.

3 of the 5 pairs of pants I own are Duluth FireHose Work Pants.  I'm hardly a lumbersexual.  I just like well-made and durable pants.

I've got the beard and the flannel.  And you know, I have spent lots of time lately wondering if my masculinity is in crisis....

Seriously, where do these people come up with this BS?  You think I've got time to overanalyze my sexuality and conclude I need to get in touch with bogus folklore heroes?  Who does that?  Who thinks other people do that?

The author, Miss Willa Brown, needs to grow herself a beard and start wearing warm comfy clothes herself.  Maybe then she'll get it.

While the author's reasoning is flawed, there are a lot of folks clinging to this "lifestyle" out of an attempt to look/feel more manly, not for any specific purpose.  it's just another hipster movement.

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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2014, 01:42:41 PM »
I only have one plaid shirt, and I am under wifely orders to get a haircut, but I like lots of spice in my food.  Does that count for anything?

Men who like spicier food are 'alpha males' with higher levels of testosterone, French report claims

French researchers say men with a taste for spicy food have higher testosterone and eating hot peppers may raise levels of the "alpha male" hormone.

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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2014, 01:49:02 PM »
I read about this the other day.  I don't wear flannel much, but I do have the beard.  Of course, I also make my living behind a keyboard, so maybe I do qualify.   =D

Also, the only chainsaw I own is an electric, which doesn't really have the same je ne sais quoi.  Apparently my lumber isn't ready.
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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2014, 02:11:35 PM »
I read about this the other day.  I don't wear flannel much, but I do have the beard.  Of course, I also make my living behind a keyboard, so maybe I do qualify.

Meh, I work at a desk, but I split my own wood to grill some boudin Saturday, with a real axe, even.  I cut and/or split a couple of logs about once a week to keep the grill ready, as I like the taste of food cooked over real wood and it's a completely grid-independent cooking and heating method.  (Somewhat limited as far as home heating goes, but in a pinch I can heat water on it, fill some 2L bottles and tuck them in my sleeping bag on the bed to get through a cold night.  Did that a couple times to test it when we had really cold nights, and it worked pretty well, with the bottles ceasing to provide much heat just about the time I would have needed to get up and heat morning washing water anyway.  I do have a propane burner and a couple 1lb bottles for it, but I have a good sized wood pile out back that doesn't cost me anything but the effort to cut and split it down to grill size.)

I'm thinking before the weather completely warms up, I might even go build myself a lean to shelter on the ridge and spend a weekend in it just to make sure I still have all the other little skills needed to start with my 72 hour kit and end with an indefinitely sustainable, reasonably comfortable camp.  (Worst time of year for it, since wild foods are scarcest; if you can do it in February, you can do it better any other time of year, barring extreme drought.)

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« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2014, 02:18:00 PM »
3 of the 5 pairs of pants I own are Duluth FireHose Work Pants.  I'm hardly a lumbersexual.  I just like well-made and durable pants.

While the author's reasoning is flawed, there are a lot of folks clinging to this "lifestyle" out of an attempt to look/feel more manly, not for any specific purpose.  it's just another hipster movement.

Chris

exactly.

Just because you have the attire doesn't mean you are a lumbersexual.
There is a difference between those guys who already had the gear and the "style" and those who do it for the sake of looking cool and being trendy.

The reason I put style in quotes is because those who were wearing the clothes weren't doing it for style. They did it for function.

and, FWIW, I've always found it incredibly obnoxious to have something I've done for years become trendy.
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2014, 02:22:46 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2014, 02:33:24 PM »
I work hard and I wake up hard.

Dude, ask yourself: Would Paul Bunyan have shared that information? I think not. Besides, consider Babe's dignity. Lumbersexual fail.
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2014, 06:42:16 PM »
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Lumberjacks were, after all, an ad-hoc army of Caucasians, invading regions they imagined to be empty, sucking up the local resources, and leaving vast, bland spaces in their wake.

 ??? What does she think a lumberjack is? Or was?  ???



Oh, I see her "explanation" later. Meh. She writes for the Atlantic, so she gets paid to make things up out of nothing. She sees some guys wearing butch duds, and beards, and realizes she could get a few column-inches out of over-thinking the whole affair.

In reality, guys sometimes like to dress more "manlier" than at other times. They will sometimes wear beards; either because they don't like shaving, or because they like the look. Or because their wife tells them it's handsome. Whatever.

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« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2014, 06:47:07 PM »
??? What does she think a lumberjack is? Or was?  ???

That line caught my attention too. Typical of people of her ilk - wherever the white man went or goes, they leave only destruction in their wake.  ;/
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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2014, 06:54:08 PM »
http://www.duluthtrading.com/

Official store of the lumbersexuals.

I see Duluth as durable working man's clothes. Yes, they are more expensive than the Rustlers at Walmart, but you get what you pay for.

Lumbersexuals shop here

http://www.abercrombie.com/shop/us/mens-shirts

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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2014, 06:57:41 PM »
I've got the beard and the flannel.  And you know, I have spent lots of time lately wondering if my masculinity is in crisis....

Seriously, where do these people come up with this BS?  You think I've got time to overanalyze my sexuality and conclude I need to get in touch with bogus folklore heroes?  Who does that?  Who thinks other people do that?

The author, Miss Willa Brown, needs to grow herself a beard and start wearing warm comfy clothes herself.  Maybe then she'll get it.

She ain't talking about you, she's talking about the hipsters.

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Re: I'm a lumbersexual and I'm OK!
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2014, 06:59:08 PM »
I see Duluth as durable working man's clothes. Yes, they are more expensive than the Rustlers at Walmart, but you get what you pay for.

Lumbersexuals shop here

http://www.abercrombie.com/shop/us/mens-shirts



Charby's got it. Duluth isn't nearly expensive or "vintage" enough for the lumbersexual hipster crowd. Duluth makes some solid clothes.

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