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wmenorr67

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Don't Jerk and Drive Pulled
« on: December 16, 2014, 03:13:28 PM »
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Re: Don't Jerk and Drive Pulled
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2014, 03:20:17 PM »
Well now how am I supposed to amuse myself driving over the woods and through the hills to Grandmother's house?

Yes, weenie-brained bureauracracy that fails to filter slogans and mottos through the 4th grade deserves everything they get.

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Re: Don't Jerk and Drive Pulled
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2014, 11:33:28 PM »
I figure I am guilty of having my mind in the gutter quite often, but I didn't think of that one until I opened the link.  At some point, just about anything can be twisted. 
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Re: Don't Jerk and Drive Pulled
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2014, 11:49:08 PM »
Did anyone else notice that Safe Place changed their logo?
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Re: Don't Jerk and Drive Pulled
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2014, 06:37:37 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on December 16, 2014, 03:20:17 PM
Well now how am I supposed to amuse myself driving over the woods and through the hills to Grandmother's house?

Yes, weenie-brained bureauracracy that fails to filter slogans and mottos through the 4th grade deserves everything they get.

stay safe.

Wait till Google comes out with a self driving pedo van?



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Re: Don't Jerk and Drive Pulled
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2014, 01:19:44 PM »
Read the article three times and I don't understand what the intended message was.

Maybe my inner 4th-grader is too strong.
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Re: Don't Jerk and Drive Pulled
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2014, 03:07:31 PM »
Quote from: CNYCacher on December 18, 2014, 01:19:44 PM
Read the article three times and I don't understand what the intended message was.

Maybe my inner 4th-grader is too strong.

The message that they were trying to get across is if you vehicle goes into a skid don't jerk the wheel to try and get out of it.
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